Is there a script?
George Weiss ****, no. But there's a poster. [he holds up a movie poster for "I Changed My Sex"]
Played by Mike Starr 
Ed Wood (1994) · 56 quotes
Ed Wood (1994) · 56 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Ed Wood (1994): in 6 of its 56 quotes
Most scenes with: Ed Wood (6)
Scenes with Weiss
6 scenes George Weiss Weiss On the phone you said you had some "special qualifications"?
Mister Weiss... I have never told anyone what I'm about to tell you. But I really want this job. [pauses, takes a deep breath] I like to wear women's clothing.
Weiss You're a fruit?
No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
Weiss You're not a fruit?
No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W. Two. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?
George Weiss Tits.
No, better than that. A star!
Weiss Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.
Yes — but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something!
Weiss Yeah. Crap with a star.
Weiss All right, fine! You can direct it. I want a script in three days. We start shooting a week from Monday.
Oh... oh, Mister Weiss, thank you so much! You won't regret it! I won't let you down!
[On the set, Ed has taken to wearing women's clothing full-time.]
But, Georgie, I'm proud! I wrote, directed, and starred in it, just like Orson Welles did in "Citizen Kane".
George Weiss Yeah? Well, Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?
[over the phone]
Georgie, what happened? I thought Glen or Glenda was opening this week! Where's the ads?
George Weiss "Where's the ads?" The ads are in Alabama, Indiana and Missouri, you schmuck! It ain't gonna play in L.A.!
Why not?
George Weiss Nobody wants to see this piece of shit!
Hey, you can't talk that way about my movie!
George Weiss Your movie?! I wish it was your movie! I wish I had never blown every dime I ever made into making this stinkbomb! And if I ever see ya again, I'll kill ya! [angrily hangs up]
