“Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be...” – Ed Wood, Ed Wood ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ed Wood 1994

Ed Wood

Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

George Weiss

Tits.

Ed

No, better than that. A star!

Weiss

Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures, I make crap.

Ed

Yes — but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something!

Weiss

Yeah. Crap with a star.

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