Ed Wood
Is there a script?
George Weiss
****, no. But there's a poster. [he holds up a movie poster for "I Changed My Sex"]
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Bela Lugosi Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.
Coffin Salesman Gee, Mister Lugosi, I-I've never had any complaints.
Bela This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time!
Ed Wood Mister Lugosi, why are you buying a coffin?
Bela I'm planning on dying soon.
Ed No!
Bela Yes. I'm embarking on another truck and bus tour of "Dracula". Twelve cities in ten days, if that's concievable.
Ed You know, you're, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movies.
Bela Thank you.
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