A scene from Ed Wood 1994
Bela Lugosi

[Bela Lugosi is trying on coffins.]

Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.

Coffin Salesman

Gee, Mister Lugosi, I-I've never had any complaints.

Bela

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time!

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Coffin Salesman Don Amendolia

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