Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011): in 4 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Rodrick Heffley (4), Susan Heffley (4), Greg (3)
Seventh grader. Sounds a lot better than sixth grader.
This is a "Greg thing." I don't see why I had to come.
Because, Rodrick, this is a family event, and like it or not, you're part of the Heffley family.
Frank Yeah. That and we already paid for your ticket.
All rockers and hardcore skaters off the rink, unless you're lookin' for love. It's time for Couples Skate!
I'm making my move. [prepares to tap Holly on the shoulder]
STOP!!!! [The music stops; Greg turns around] Enough of that total lameness! Who's ready to ROCK?! Yeah! [plays the intro to "Cut Throat" by Kittie]
Come on, let's get outta here. Come on. [she and her friends exit the rink]
What're we gonna do?!
Stay calm. All we have to do is just stay here.
GREG HEFFLEY! This is your mother! Everything is going to be okay. Stay where you are, and your father is going to come rescue you. I repeat, everything is going to be okay. Okay, here he comes. Here comes Frank. I see him. He's on his way. Okay.
Frank I know, I know.
Okay. Alright. Everyone, go back to skating!
Frank You all right?
Yeah.
You ruined my birthday! You jerk!
Oh my God.
Frank Rodrick, can you explain what you're doing in this photo?
That's not me.
Frank That's not you?
Nope.
Frank Okay. How 'bout these? [scrolls through his camera showing more photos of Rodrick's house party; Susan is shocked and horrified as she puts her hand over her heart; then sets the camera down as it stops on the last photo of Greg and Rowley; angrily to Rodrick] I can't believe that you had a PARTY!
Greg, you told me it was a couple of kids, a band rehearsal!
Frank Wait, Susan, you knew about this?
Yes. Yes, I knew.
Frank I knew they had a party!
It slipped out, but I took it back!
My instincts told me you weren't being honest! I should've trusted my instincts!
Frank Wait! You knew about this, but you didn't tell me about it?
I still protected you! I threw Mom off your scent!
Great job. She has no idea!
Frank We are supposed to be a team against them!
They were getting along so well I let it blind me to the truth!
Why were you taking pictures?!
It was so crazy that morning, I forgot we took the pictures.
So I let it slide. And I am so sorry. Oh, God. It feels so good to get that out. [points to the bathroom door] I haven't been able to look at that bathroom door for 2 weeks!
Frank I knew that door had a lock on it! And everybody was trying to make me feel like I was losing my mind!
We’re- We’re just gonna let ourselves out. I wouldn’t wanna write a column about this. [closes the door]
Frank I'm going upstairs. To a bathroom that has a lock on it, and no one can tell me that it doesn't. [walks away]
I have to go talk to your father. [sighs] I will deal with you boys, later. [walks off]
Rodrick, I really didn't tell her! I mean maybe, sort of, but I made a deal with her and we had a really good time and...
You're my brother. But you'll never be my friend. [walks upstairs]
Your father I have talked, and we've decided on your punishment.
Frank Greg, you're grounded for two weeks. Also, no video games for two weeks.
Rodrick, you may only drive to and from school for the next month. As the ringleader, you are also grounded for a month.
Mom, I'm sorry, and I won't do it again.
I know you won't. And to make sure, we're also not allowing you to perform in the talent show.
What? No. No, you can't do that, ground me for a year, I don't care, but you have to let me play in that show! This could be my big break.
I'm sorry.
Frank Actually, Rodrick, that doesn't help your case. Bill's kind of a jerk.
You are so dead.
