[Frank turns on the camera and the TV screen shows a photo of Rodrick pouring soda in a cup fountain with his party friends watching and is surprised]
Oh my God.
That's not me.
That's not you?
Nope.
Okay. How 'bout these? [scrolls through his camera showing more photos of Rodrick's house party; Susan is shocked and horrified as she puts her hand over her heart; then sets the camera down as it stops on the last photo of Greg and Rowley; angrily to Rodrick] I can't believe that you had a PARTY!
Greg, you told me it was a couple of kids, a band rehearsal!
Wait, Susan, you knew about this?
Yes. Yes, I knew.
I knew they had a party!
It slipped out, but I took it back!
My instincts told me you weren't being honest! I should've trusted my instincts!
Wait! You knew about this, but you didn't tell me about it?
I still protected you! I threw Mom off your scent!
Great job. She has no idea!
We are supposed to be a team against them!
They were getting along so well I let it blind me to the truth!
Why were you taking pictures?!
It was so crazy that morning, I forgot we took the pictures.
So I let it slide. And I am so sorry. Oh, God. It feels so good to get that out. [points to the bathroom door] I haven't been able to look at that bathroom door for 2 weeks!
I knew that door had a lock on it! And everybody was trying to make me feel like I was losing my mind!
[Mr. Salz & Mrs. Kohan walk to the front door, about to leave]
We’re- We’re just gonna let ourselves out. I wouldn’t wanna write a column about this. [closes the door]
I'm going upstairs. To a bathroom that has a lock on it, and no one can tell me that it doesn't. [walks away]
[to her sons]
I have to go talk to your father. [sighs] I will deal with you boys, later. [walks off]
Rodrick, I really didn't tell her! I mean maybe, sort of, but I made a deal with her and we had a really good time and...
You're my brother. But you'll never be my friend. [walks upstairs]
