“Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find...” – Patty, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules ... Movie Quotes Database

Patty

[to Greg]

Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find humor in bird poop! [bird poops on Patty's hair] You stupid bird! [storms off furiously]

Holly

[to Greg]

Oh, my gosh. You guys did great. That was really funny.

Greg

The unitard or the performance?

Holly

Both.

In this scene

Greg Zachary Gordon More Greg quotes →

Patty Laine MacNeil More Patty quotes →

Holly Peyton List More Holly quotes →

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