Patty: [to Greg] Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find humor in bird poop! [bird poops on Patty's hair] You stupid bird! [storms off furiously]
Holly: [to Greg] Oh, my gosh. You guys did great. That was really funny.
Greg: The unitard or the performance?
Holly: Both.
Holly: [to Greg] Oh, my gosh. You guys did great. That was really funny.
Greg: The unitard or the performance?
Holly: Both.
Patty : [to Greg] Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find humor in bird poop! [bird poops on Patty's hair] You stupid bird! [storms off furiously]
Holly : [to Greg] Oh, my gosh. You guys did great. That was really funny.
Greg : The unitard or the performance?
Holly : Both.
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