Zachary Gordon movie quotes

51 quotes from 3 movies

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) as Greg

View Quote Taylor: POOP! HE'S POOPED HIS PANTS!
Greg: No, it isn't what it looks like! It isn't! It's chocolate! Chocolate, see? [eats a bit of it, then everyone in the church gets grossed out, so humiliated; Rodrick laughs] Hyah! [lunges at Rodrick as they have a scuffle on the floor]

View Quote All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDPA!!
Grandpa: Next year, I want a chocolate cake!
Greg: That is if you're alive next year.
[Grandpa looks hurt]
Susan: [angrily] Greg!
Greg: Honesty, Mom!

View Quote Holly Hills: Excuse me.
Greg: What?
Holly Hills: I said, "Excuse me". You're blocking the exit.
Greg: Oh, uh, [laughing] sorry.
Holly Hills: That's okay.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) as Greg Heffley

View Quote [after getting teased by Quentin] Right now, I have to take abuse from these morons. But in twenty years, Quentin here will be workin' for me.

View Quote Let me just say for the record that I think middle school may be the dumbest idea ever invented.

View Quote She's a girl! Where do I grab her?

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) as Greg Heffley

View Quote A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!

View Quote Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.

View Quote Greg: Are you mad?
Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.

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