Are you mad?
Not mad... just disappointed.
Greg Heffley
Zachary Gordon · 7 quotes
Rodrick Heffley
Devon Bostick · 6 quotes
Frank Heffley
Steve Zahn · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Greg Heffley & Rodrick Heffley (3), Greg Heffley & Frank Heffley (3), Rodrick Heffley & Frank Heffley (2)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days quotes
When did you get a tattoo!?
There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.
Heather
[after Rodrick knocks down her ice bust; enraged]
No. NO! [picks up a microphone stand and walks over to him; lividly] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Susan
[Flashback…]
Honey, Greg was sick on picture day. Did you remember to send in a photo of him for his yearbook?
Yeah! I remembered!
Rowley
I've never actually played tennis before...
We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.
Rowley
In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
One time...I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Rowley
Wait, what?!
[The Heffley family, in their cartoon drawings, walk their way to the pool, before they turn into their live action forms]
I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
How 'bout never? Does never sound good?
Susan
Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
Let's not forget, opening day is free!
A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!
Hey, what is that? A store-bought s'mores maker? A TV?! Pre-tied knots?! Stan, you're a phony! So much for the big camper.
I feel like a gangster right now!
Loaded diaper, activate.
This song goes out to a very special little lady. Heather Hills... this one's for you.
You know what my grandpa always used to say? "A man who never made a mistake never made anything. The trick is to be responsible and to learn from your mistakes." And you can do that. You're a really great kid, Greg. And I'm not just saying that because we're a lot alike.