Greg Heffley quotes from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)

View Quote A refrigerator? Ready-made meals? And a TV? This isn't camping!

Scenes with Greg Heffley

View Quote [The Heffley family, in their cartoon drawings, walk their way to the pool, before they turn into their live action forms]
Greg: I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick: How 'bout never? Does never sound good?
Susan: Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
Frank: Let's not forget, opening day is free!

View Quote Rodrick: [to Greg] Aww your getting your yearbook signed. That is so cute.
Greg: [after seeing a picture of himself in the yearbook as a toddler] What the heck?
[Flashback…]
Susan: Honey, Greg was sick on picture day. Did you remember to send in a photo of him for his yearbook?
Frank: Yeah! I remembered!

View Quote Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.

View Quote Greg: Are you mad?
Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.

View Quote Rowley: In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time, I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
Greg: One time...I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Rowley: Wait, what?!

View Quote Greg: When did you get a tattoo!?
Rodrick: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.

Other characters in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012): Rodrick Heffley · Frank Heffley