Teacher
What's going on?
Patty Greg Heffley [shows note] is passing me notes.
No, I wasn't!
Played by Laine MacNeil 
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) · 42 quotes
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) · 42 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011): in 3 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Greg (3)
Scenes with Patty
3 scenes Patty Patty [to Greg]
Your performance was pathetic, Greg Heffley! Only a moron would find humor in bird poop! [bird poops on Patty's hair] You stupid bird! [storms off furiously]
The unitard or the performance?
Both.
Greg, look who's in our class. [points to Holly]
[spots a desk that's sitting next to Holly's; narrating]
This was my chance. If I could sit next to Holly, I'd have the whole year to show her how great I am.
Patty [As Greg walks over to the desk, Patty comes up]
No way, Greg Heffley. This is my seat.
No, it's not. I was here first.
Patty [They both start fighting over it] [grunting]
It's mine!
Let go!
Patty You know I'm stronger than you, Greg Heffley.
