Marvin [seeing Tony's discarded Flash costume on the floor]
OH MY GOD, THEY VAPORIZED HIM!!!
Played by Steve Zahn 
Daddy Day Care (2003) · 19 quotes
Daddy Day Care (2003) · 19 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Daddy Day Care (2003): in 5 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Charlie (2), Phil (2)
THIS STUFF– IS NOT FOR SALE!
More lines from Marvin
2 quotes Marvin Marvin [after realizing that he has painted glue on his face instead of face paint]
That's not paint! It's glue! [screams in horror along with Jamie]
Scenes with Marvin
2 scenes
What's going on?
Your worst nightmare.
What?
[They walk out to where the actors for the test are, the actor for Mr. Carrot is in costume, but the actor who's supposed to play Mr. Broccoli is nowhere to be seen]
Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.
Actor
He got a callback for a potato chip commercial.
These snack foods are killing us!
Yeah, I know...
[looks around for a replacement for Mr. Broccoli, his eyes land on Marvin, a nerdy outcast who's pilfering through the mail]
Marvin!
Marvin Yeah?
[Marvin is seen sniffing the mail momentarily before walking over to Charlie and Phil] [quietly to Phil]
Yes, look; we need a guy who can wear a broccoli suit, not a normal person. [loudly] Marvin, my man! My friend Marvin! Hey man, what's going on today? Listen, we need a favor: We're having a little focus group in there and the guy who's supposed to wear the broccoli suit left, so you can put the suit on and cover for us.
Marvin No...I just can't do the broccoli, cause it's just not me. Sorry... [notices the guy in the carrot suit] Hey, can I be the carrot, though?
Yeah...Yeah, you can be the carrot! Let him try the carrot on!
Actor
No!
You're gonna be the broccoli!
Actor
I don't wanna be the bush!
It's not a bush, it's a stalk of broccoli! It's a strong stalk of broccoli!
Actor
[considering]
I'm pretty strong...
Yeah, you can make that work! Let's go in here and you go switch this suit on and get the broccoli! Trust me on this thing, let's go!
Mr. Broccoli
B-R-O-CC-O-L-I! [claps twice] I am the broccoli, and don't know why! C-A-RR-O and a T! Carrots are healthy for you and me! [starts shouting and dancing while The Message by Grand-Master Flash plays] Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go carrot! Go carrot! Go carrot...
Marvin [timid]
No, I don't wanna....
Mr. Broccoli
Hello, boys and girls! Zowie, do we have a special treat for you today!
Marvin [The kids in the focus group just stare at Mr. Broccoli, obviously not entertained] [reading off of flashcards that he's holding in his hand]
Hey! We have a brand-new cereal! [drops the flashcards] You're the first kids- [tries to bend over to get his cards] Help! [falls over onto his face; struggling to get up off the floor]
Mr. Broccoli
[decides to stand in for Marvin]
It's super yummy and LOADED... [pretends to blow smoke off the barrel of some finger guns] with all sorts of stuff that's good for you! And do you know what we call it? VEGGIE-OOOOOOOOOS!!!
Kid
[The kids begin to spit out the cereal in disgust, letting out audible "Eeewww!!"s]
THIS CEREAL SUCKS!!
They're turning on us...
Give it a chance, let them get it in their mouths...They gotta taste it.
Kid
[throwing a bowl of Veggie-Os at the one-way mirror]
TAKE THAT!
Marvin [The kids begin to riot, attacking Marvin and Mr. Broccoli]
HELP ME, CHARLIE!!!
Mr. Broccoli
Not in the Face! SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!!!
Call security now - OH, SH - OH! HEY! STOP THAT!
