What's going on?
Your worst nightmare.
What?
[They walk out to where the actors for the test are, the actor for Mr. Carrot is in costume, but the actor who's supposed to play Mr. Broccoli is nowhere to be seen]
Mr. Broccoli's a no-show.
He got a callback for a potato chip commercial.
These snack foods are killing us!
Yeah, I know...
[looks around for a replacement for Mr. Broccoli, his eyes land on Marvin, a nerdy outcast who's pilfering through the mail]
Marvin!
Yeah?
[Marvin is seen sniffing the mail momentarily before walking over to Charlie and Phil] [quietly to Phil]
Yes, look; we need a guy who can wear a broccoli suit, not a normal person. [loudly] Marvin, my man! My friend Marvin! Hey man, what's going on today? Listen, we need a favor: We're having a little focus group in there and the guy who's supposed to wear the broccoli suit left, so you can put the suit on and cover for us.
No...I just can't do the broccoli, cause it's just not me. Sorry... [notices the guy in the carrot suit] Hey, can I be the carrot, though?
Yeah...Yeah, you can be the carrot! Let him try the carrot on!
No!
You're gonna be the broccoli!
I don't wanna be the bush!
It's not a bush, it's a stalk of broccoli! It's a strong stalk of broccoli!
[considering]
I'm pretty strong...
Yeah, you can make that work! Let's go in here and you go switch this suit on and get the broccoli! Trust me on this thing, let's go!
