Sammy My goal is... I'd like a career or something.
Played by Steve Zahn 
Reality Bites (1994) · 31 quotes
Reality Bites (1994) · 31 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Reality Bites (1994): in 8 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Lelaina Pierce (4), Troy Dyer (4), Troy (4)
I wanna be miserable and happy and all that. I wanna be let back into the house.
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So what do you say, Lelaina?
I'm not a valedictorian but I play one on tv.
We all know you slept your way to the podium.
Vicky
My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.
Well, I know this sounds cornball but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Quick, Vicky, whats your social security?
Vicky
Uhm... 851-25-9357.
Very impressive.
Vicky
Thats the only thing I really learned in college... Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling.
Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my faustushood and not take her to movies but to cemeteries and tell her stories of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets... What 'Hey, That's My Bike' would like to do as a band is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.
Sammy Or Richard Simmons. You know, how in his commercials he surprises people jogging...
As you can see, I have the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That's-My Biker and to those people I say nobody... nobody can eat 50 eggs.
Charlane McGregor Why don't you get a job at the Burgerama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV, they had this little **** boy working the register.
Because I'm not ****, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my university!
Wes McGregor Well you dont have to put that on your application.
