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Vickie Miner quotes from Reality Bites (1994)

Janeane Garofalo

5th most-quoted character in Reality Bites (1994): in 7 of its 31 quotes

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Evian is naive spelled backwards.

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Vickie Miner

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

Vickie Miner

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

Vickie Miner

My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

Vickie Miner

Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?

Vickie Miner

It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place.

Vickie Miner

I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

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