Troy You have reached the winter of our discontent.
Played by Chelsea Lagos 
Reality Bites (1994) · 31 quotes
Reality Bites (1994) · 31 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Reality Bites (1994): in 9 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Lelaina Pierce (5), Troy Dyer (4), Sammy (4)
I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
More lines from Troy
2 quotes Troy Troy He's the reason Cliffs Notes were invented.
Scenes with Troy
6 scenes Troy So what do you say, Lelaina?
I'm not a valedictorian but I play one on tv.
Troy We all know you slept your way to the podium.
Well, I know this sounds cornball but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
Troy And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.
Quick, Vicky, whats your social security?
Vicky
Uhm... 851-25-9357.
Troy Very impressive.
Vicky
Thats the only thing I really learned in college... Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling.
Troy Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my faustushood and not take her to movies but to cemeteries and tell her stories of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets... What 'Hey, That's My Bike' would like to do as a band is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.
Or Richard Simmons. You know, how in his commercials he surprises people jogging...
Troy As you can see, I have the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That's-My Biker and to those people I say nobody... nobody can eat 50 eggs.
Can you define "irony"?
Troy It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.
Where were you this morning when I needed you?
Welcome to the world of the emotionally mature. It's a really nice place to visit. Hey, you may run into Michael. He lives here.
Troy Oh, yeah, right. Michael. Michael. He's so mature, because he lets you navigate that entire relationship. Well, I'm sorry, Lelaina, but you can't navigate me. I might do mean things, and I might hurt you, and I might run away without your permission, and you might hate me forever. And I know that that scares the shit out of you, because I'm the only real thing that you have.
Yeah, well that ain't real much.
