B-R-O-CC-O-L-I! [claps twice] I am the broccoli, and don't know why! C-A-RR-O and a T! Carrots are healthy for you and me! [starts shouting and dancing while The Message by Grand-Master Flash plays] Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go broccoli! It's yo birthday! Go carrot! Go carrot! Go carrot...
Hello, boys and girls! Zowie, do we have a special treat for you today!
[The kids in the focus group just stare at Mr. Broccoli, obviously not entertained] [reading off of flashcards that he's holding in his hand]
Hey! We have a brand-new cereal! [drops the flashcards] You're the first kids- [tries to bend over to get his cards] Help! [falls over onto his face; struggling to get up off the floor]
[decides to stand in for Marvin]
It's super yummy and LOADED... [pretends to blow smoke off the barrel of some finger guns] with all sorts of stuff that's good for you! And do you know what we call it? VEGGIE-OOOOOOOOOS!!!
[The kids begin to spit out the cereal in disgust, letting out audible "Eeewww!!"s]
THIS CEREAL SUCKS!!
They're turning on us...
Give it a chance, let them get it in their mouths...They gotta taste it.
[throwing a bowl of Veggie-Os at the one-way mirror]
TAKE THAT!
Not in the Face! SAVE YOURSELF, CARROT!!!
Call security now - OH, SH - OH! HEY! STOP THAT!
