Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam mother****er!
Rainbow Randolph
Robin Williams · 20 quotes
Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy
Edward Norton · 20 quotes
Merv Green
Harvey Fierstein · 3 quotes
Nora
Catherine Keener · 3 quotes
Tommy Kotter
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy & Nora (2)
Death to Smoochy quotes
Page 3 of 4Buggy Ding Dong I NEVER SAW VENICE! (Screams)
BURKE! BURKE, GET BACK HERE!!!
BURKE!!!
Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys, it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety-rackety; it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.
Don't talk to me like that. I am not your puppet.
Even when you're squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud.
KidNet CEO Here at the KidNet Jungle, The rhino, is now extinct.
Let's face it. Big junkies come from little junkies. We gotta nip this in the bud, Burke!
Now I'm not pointing any fingers, Lord knows you start pointing fingers and someone's gonna get poked. And I want you both to know that its not my intention to try and...poke either of you.
Someone toss me a beach towel because my head is swimming.
That fuschia ****! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!
There are a lot of kids and a lot of junkies out there who are counting on me.
Wasn't that fun in an Awkward Way?
When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.