Tommy Kotter
[at a funeral]
It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shit-faced.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Death to Smoochy (2002): in 3 of its 48 quotes
Scenes with Tommy Kotter
3 scenes
[Merv gets kidnapped by the mob]
It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I only did it to help the children!
Tommy Kotter
You like kids, eh?
Yes!
Tommy Kotter
You like fairy tales, then?
Yeah!
Tommy Kotter
Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe.
Tommy Kotter
Roy, have you got the hammer?
Roy
Always got the hammer, Tommy.
