A character in Death to Smoochy (2002)

Merv Green quotes from Death to Smoochy (2002)

Harvey Fierstein

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Merv Green
[Merv gets kidnapped by the mob]

It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I only did it to help the children!

Tommy Kotter

You like kids, eh?

Merv Green

Yes!

Tommy Kotter

You like fairy tales, then?

Merv Green

Yeah!

Tommy Kotter

Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe.

Merv Green

Wipe your forehead Frank, you got plenty of time to sweat.

Merv Green

Eventually we all grow old and die, only sometimes the growing old part doesn't happen.

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