I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
They all have views, you dumb shit!
Not looking this way, cupcake!
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Death to Smoochy (2002): in 3 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy (2)
I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!
They all have views, you dumb shit!
Not looking this way, cupcake!
That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.
And limber.
You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift? Where's your etiquette? Let me tell you a little secret about owning a gun.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
You have to **** it.
Drop it, shithead!
Don't you move!
Sheldon.
You okay?
Yeah.
You...
Take it easy.
You were my agent. HOW COULD YOU SET ME UP LIKE THAT?!
It was just circumstances--
CIRCUMSTANCES?! YOU KILLED SPINNER, BURKE!!!
It was a tragic mistake. I wish I could turn back time.
He was my friend, you son of a bitch! [punches Burke]
Sheldon!
Get up! Get up and look at me!
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
Yeah!
That's not very Smoochy-like behavior.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Sheldon--
I'll tell you something. You just **** with the wrong rhino, pal.