A character in Death to Smoochy (2002)

Nora quotes from Death to Smoochy (2002)

Catherine Keener

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Death to Smoochy (2002): in 3 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy (2)

Scenes with Nora

3 scenes

I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!

Nora

They all have views, you dumb shit!

Not looking this way, cupcake!

Nora
[Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora]

That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.

And limber.

Burke
[After the ice show, Sheldon and Burke confront each other in the tunnel as Burke pulls out his gun and points at Sheldon.]

You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift? Where's your etiquette? Let me tell you a little secret about owning a gun.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Burke

You have to **** it.

Nora
[aims the gun at Burke's head]

Drop it, shithead!

[Burke turns to see Nora and drops his gun. Sheldon stands next to Nora and points the gun at Burke.]

Don't you move!

Nora

Sheldon.

You okay?

Nora

Yeah.

You...

Burke

Take it easy.

You were my agent. HOW COULD YOU SET ME UP LIKE THAT?!

Burke

It was just circumstances--

CIRCUMSTANCES?! YOU KILLED SPINNER, BURKE!!!

Burke

It was a tragic mistake. I wish I could turn back time.

He was my friend, you son of a bitch! [punches Burke]

Nora

Sheldon!

Get up! Get up and look at me!

Burke

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Yeah!

Burke

That's not very Smoochy-like behavior.

[takes his Smoochy costume off]

I don't feel very Smoochy-like right now, Burke!

Burke

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Sheldon--

[grabs Burke by the shirt]

I'll tell you something. You just **** with the wrong rhino, pal.

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