Trish quotes from The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Trish

What is this, your roofie, your date drug?

It's a Mentos. They're the fresh-maker.

So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and--

Trish

You know, I know it seems so strange--

Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.

Trish

Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but--

I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.

God, you know, it's so funny. I work right across the street, and I've never been in this place.

Trish

Really? Where at?

Yeah. The "We Sell Your Stuff on eBay" store.

Trish

Yes.

And that's the name?

Trish

Yeah, I was looking for something... you know, obvious. So I chose that.

I don't understand. So, what, you do what?

Trish

Well, I take the stuff that you don't want... and then I "sell" it on eBay.

But you don't actually sell anything in the store?

Trish

No. I don't.

So why do you have a store?

Trish

I don't know.

No, I think it's because, you know, I wanna maybe look professional... and not like a crazy person who's just gonna steal all your shit.

Trish

Sure.

I didn't mean anything by that.

Trish

No, it's okay. You know what, you should come by sometime if you want, you know... see it for yourself, check it out.

I'll check out your empty store. Yeah, it's the one across the street that's not empty.

Trish

Here's my number. So...

All right. So, just anytime. Why do I need your number if you're across the street though?

Trish

I don't really have a good answer for that, Andy.

I just... Sorry. Just giving it to you. So I'll write you up, and I'll meet you over at the register.

Trish

Okay.

And check you out... Check out.

Trish

Hello?

Hey, how you doing?

Trish

Um... how you doing?

I'm well.

Trish

Who is this?

This is... James.

Trish

James? Do I know you, James?

I was wondering whether you had a few minutes to talk about a little laundry detergent.

Trish

Are you a telemarketer, James?

Yep.

Trish

Are you at the top of a tall building? Can you get to a roof quickly? Jump off! I mean, you people are sick. Get a real **** job, why don't you? Go shoot yourself in the **** head! Hey, why don't you just, you know, get a knife and run into it? Why don't you do that, huh?!

Okay.

Trish

All right, I'll see you later, James.

Nice to talk to you.

Trish

**** your mother, okay? Bye-bye.
[hangs up]