Ebay store customer: So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and--
Trish: You know, I know it seems so strange--
Ebay store customer: Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.
Trish: Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but--
Ebay store customer: I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Trish: You know, I know it seems so strange--
Ebay store customer: Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up.
Trish: Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but--
Ebay store customer: I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them.
 Ebay store customer : So, I guess I'll just give you some money, and you can give me these shoes and-- 
 Trish : You know, I know it seems so strange-- 
 Ebay store customer : Yes. I'd just rather buy them from you straight up. 
 Trish : Yeah, I know. I wish it could be that easy, but-- 
 Ebay store customer : I wish, too, but you're making it extremely difficult for me. I'm just trying to get these shoes back to my house so I can wear them. 
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