A scene from The 40 Year-Old Virgin 2005
Andy

God, you know, it's so funny. I work right across the street, and I've never been in this place.

Trish

Really? Where at?

Andy

Yeah. The "We Sell Your Stuff on eBay" store.

Trish

Yes.

Andy

And that's the name?

Trish

Yeah, I was looking for something... you know, obvious. So I chose that.

Andy

I don't understand. So, what, you do what?

Trish

Well, I take the stuff that you don't want... and then I "sell" it on eBay.

Andy

But you don't actually sell anything in the store?

Trish

No. I don't.

Andy

So why do you have a store?

Trish

I don't know.

Andy

No, I think it's because, you know, I wanna maybe look professional... and not like a crazy person who's just gonna steal all your shit.

Trish

Sure.

Andy

I didn't mean anything by that.

Trish

No, it's okay. You know what, you should come by sometime if you want, you know... see it for yourself, check it out.

Andy

I'll check out your empty store. Yeah, it's the one across the street that's not empty.

Trish

Here's my number. So...

Andy

All right. So, just anytime. Why do I need your number if you're across the street though?

Trish

I don't really have a good answer for that, Andy.

Andy

I just... Sorry. Just giving it to you. So I'll write you up, and I'll meet you over at the register.

Trish

Okay.

Andy

And check you out... Check out.

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