Haziz Do you know how I know you're gay? Because you are holding each other ever so gently.
Played by Shelley Malil 
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005) · 118 quotes
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005) · 118 quotes
6th most-quoted character in The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005): in 7 of its 118 quotes
A line from Haziz [While Jay is arguing with a Black customer]Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, with chance of drive-by.
More lines from Haziz
6 quotes Haziz Haziz So, tell me Montel. Why weren't we invited to the party? What are we, al Qaeda?
Haziz Hey, Will and Grace! Back to work!
Haziz Hey, Andy! We're gonna have to get you some poonanny!
Haziz It's a free country, Bambi. I can smoke out here if I want to.
Haziz I will pray for your ****.
