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Sheldon So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?
Kids 9-1-1!
Sheldon Thaaaaaaat's right!
Nora That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.
Randolph And limber.
Cop Are you okay?
Randolph I don't know. I'm kinda **** up in general, so it's hard to gauge.
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