Burke
[After the ice show, Sheldon and Burke confront each other in the tunnel as Burke pulls out his gun and points at Sheldon.]
You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift? Where's your etiquette? Let me tell you a little secret about owning a gun.
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Burke
You have to **** it.
[aims the gun at Burke's head]
Drop it, shithead!
[Burke turns to see Nora and drops his gun. Sheldon stands next to Nora and points the gun at Burke.]
Don't you move!
Sheldon.
You okay?
Yeah.
You...
Burke
Take it easy.
You were my agent. HOW COULD YOU SET ME UP LIKE THAT?!
Burke
It was just circumstances--
CIRCUMSTANCES?! YOU KILLED SPINNER, BURKE!!!
Burke
It was a tragic mistake. I wish I could turn back time.
He was my friend, you son of a bitch! [punches Burke]
Sheldon!
Get up! Get up and look at me!
Burke
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
Yeah!
Burke
That's not very Smoochy-like behavior.
[takes his Smoochy costume off]
I don't feel very Smoochy-like right now, Burke!
Burke
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Sheldon--
[grabs Burke by the shirt]
I'll tell you something. You just **** with the wrong rhino, pal.

