A scene from Death to Smoochy 2002
Burke
[After the ice show, Sheldon and Burke confront each other in the tunnel as Burke pulls out his gun and points at Sheldon.]

You pull a gun on me? A gun I gave you as a gift? Where's your etiquette? Let me tell you a little secret about owning a gun.

Sheldon

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Burke

You have to **** it.

Nora
[aims the gun at Burke's head]

Drop it, shithead!

Sheldon
[Burke turns to see Nora and drops his gun. Sheldon stands next to Nora and points the gun at Burke.]

Don't you move!

Nora

Sheldon.

Sheldon

You okay?

Nora

Yeah.

Sheldon

You...

Burke

Take it easy.

Sheldon

You were my agent. HOW COULD YOU SET ME UP LIKE THAT?!

Burke

It was just circumstances--

Sheldon

CIRCUMSTANCES?! YOU KILLED SPINNER, BURKE!!!

Burke

It was a tragic mistake. I wish I could turn back time.

Sheldon

He was my friend, you son of a bitch! [punches Burke]

Nora

Sheldon!

Sheldon

Get up! Get up and look at me!

Burke

What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Sheldon

Yeah!

Burke

That's not very Smoochy-like behavior.

Sheldon
[takes his Smoochy costume off]

I don't feel very Smoochy-like right now, Burke!

Burke

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Sheldon--

Sheldon
[grabs Burke by the shirt]

I'll tell you something. You just **** with the wrong rhino, pal.

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