Harvey Fierstein movie quotes

11 quotes from 3 movies

Mulan (1998) as Yao

View Quote Chien Po: Now, Yao, chant with me. (starts chanting in Chinese)
Yao: Hamurabi gahmee tofu...meh. Aah, you ain't worth my time, chicken boy.
Mushu: (as Mulan starts to walk away) "Chicken boy"?! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
Yao: (grabs Mulan; Mulan ducks, causing Yao to accidentally punch Ling three times) Oh! Sorry, Ling.

View Quote Shang: Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.
Yao: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt on!

View Quote Mulan: Okay, any questions?
Yao: Does this dress make me look fat? [gets slapped] Ow!

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Death to Smoochy (2002) as Merv Green

View Quote Merv Green: Wipe your forehead Frank, you got plenty of time to sweat.

View Quote Merv Green: Eventually we all grow old and die, only sometimes the growing old part doesn't happen.

View Quote [Merv gets kidnapped by the mob]
Merv Green: It was a mistake! An honest mistake! I only did it to help the children!
Tommy Kotter: You like kids, eh?
Merv Green: Yes!
Tommy Kotter: You like fairy tales, then?
Merv Green: Yeah!
Tommy Kotter: Jimmy, tell him the one about the worthless prick that got his head chopped off with an axe.

Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) as Frank

View Quote Daniel: Could you make me a woman?
Frank: Honey, I'm so happy!

View Quote Frank: [on the phone with his mother Evelyn; to Daniel, his brother] She wants to know if you wanna come stay with her.
Daniel: [quietly] No way!
Frank: [to his mother] He says he'll think about it, Ma.

View Quote [Daniel returns his Mrs. Doubtfire mask after it's been run over by a garbage truck from falling out of his bedroom window]
Daniel: [holds up flattened mask] Had a little accident.
Frank: [hands him another one] Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman. [to himself after Daniel leaves] Why wasn't I an only child?