Tommy We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass. Sheldon Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy. Roy Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure. Randolph I'm a fraud. I'm a wicked man who's done some wicked acts. Sheldon Well, it's like the song says... [flips the gun's cylinder in place] We all have our bad days. Rainbow Randolph Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam mother****er!