“We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.” – Tommy, Death to Smoochy ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Death to Smoochy 2002

Tommy

We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.

Sheldon

Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.

Roy

Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.

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Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy Edward Norton More Sheldon quotes →

Roy Bruce McFee

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