The Death of Stalin 2017 quotes, page 4

Vyacheslav Molotov

I've always been loyal to Stalin, always. These arrests were authorized by Stalin...but Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership, and that is true loyalty...however, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong. Could we not do the same, and stick to what we believed in?...No. It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs within the beliefs of the collective leadership...which I have now...done.

Lazar Kaganovich

I've had nightmares that made more sense than this.

Nikita Khrushchev

If he recovers, then we got a good doctor. If he doesn't recover, then we didn't. But, he won't know.

It smells like a Baku piss house in here.

It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.

My father's going to die. I'm going to have you to look after me. I mean, I may as well just shoot myself like Mother.

Lazar Kaganovich

Out of my way, you fannies!

Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

Tell me something. Why has the Army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow? I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very **** furious.

Time for a cowboy movie. Who's in my posse?

Nikita Khrushchev

We were talking about Stalingrad, how cold it was, and we would do anything, anything, to warm ourselves up. We would throw live grenades to each other. Pull the pin, throw it to the prisoners. They'd be jumping around like drunken whores.

What took you so long, you **** walk here?

Nikita Khrushchev

When you go home, make sure your wife writes down everything you think you said tonight. Alright? This way, in the morning you know what you're dealing with. It's Krushchev's law.

Lazar Kaganovich

Who's going to carry the can for this farago of shit?