Most scenes together: Lazar Kaganovich & Nikita Khrushchev (7), Lavrentiy Beria & Nikita Khrushchev (6), Nikita Khrushchev & Georgy Malenkov (6)
Foreigners, a vile crime has been perpetrated! Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain and sent it to America! And these traitors, sucking the **** and balls - sucking the **** and balls - of Zionist... New York... New York Zionist **** in petticoats. Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves!
Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it... oh, and this one, kill him, take him to his church and dump him in the pulpit... The rest I leave up to you.
I thought we'd banned those freaks.
Have a long sleep, old man. I'll take it from here.
I will bury you in history! You hear me, you fat ****er? You smell like rendered horse, you burning asshole...
Uncle Nicky's going to be dead if he doesn't get a move on, isn't he? Yes, he is!
How can you run and plot at the same time?
A modern soldier's greatest fear? It's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!
Could you do me a favor and nod as I'm speaking to you? People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.
I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.
I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives who **** like sewing machines.
I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.
I'm the peacemaker and I’ll **** over anyone who gets in my way.
