Georgy Zhukov
I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet. You girls enjoy yourselves.
A line from Georgy Zhukov
Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?
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Georgy Zhukov
Tell me something. Why has the Army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow? I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very **** furious.
Georgy Zhukov
A modern soldier's greatest fear? It's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing!
Scenes with Georgy Zhukov
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Georgy Zhukov
Aslanov, you handsome devil! Stick you in a frock, I'd **** ride you raw myself.
NKVD Officer Aslanov
[forcing a smile]
I will take that as a compliment.
Georgy Zhukov
Yeah, don't.
Georgy Zhukov
[...] [noticing Malenkov]
Jesus Christ, did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head?
Georgy Malenkov
[visibly annoyed]
No, he did not.
Vasily Stalin
[at the funeral reception for foreign dignitaries, Vasily notices Zhukov approaching him at speed]
Medic!
Georgy Zhukov
[Zhukov punches him in the stomach, doubling him over]
Not today! You're a **** stain on that uniform! [He kicks Vasily in the stomach] You best **** behave!
Man at Funeral Reception
Comrades...
Georgy Zhukov
**** off, or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp.
Nikita Khrushchev
[politely]
Thank you.
Georgy Zhukov
What the **** were you thinking?
Nikita Khrushchev
I don't know, okay, but I did it. I really need your help.
Georgy Zhukov
To do what? There's bodies **** piling up in the street, it's a bit late, isn't it?
Nikita Khrushchev
What if we blame this on someone...
Georgy Zhukov
Wait...
Nikita Khrushchev
Who's out of control?
Georgy Zhukov
Nicky, be very careful what you say next. Who?
Nikita Khrushchev
Beria.
Georgy Zhukov
I'm going to have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... [grins] Look at your **** face!
[He laughs and kisses Khruschev full on the lips.] Nikita Khrushchev, you've balls like Kremlin domes!
Nikita Khrushchev
Stop it, be serious! Are you in?
Georgy Zhukov
Aye, I'm in, I'm in. That ****er thinks he can take on the Red Army? I **** Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a **** waistcoat. Now, it's got to be tomorrow.
Nikita Khrushchev
Tomorrow?
Georgy Zhukov
Sorry, you busy washing your hair or what?
Nikita Khrushchev
Tomorrow's the funeral.
Georgy Zhukov
Yeah, the day that the entire **** Army's in town with their guns.
Nikita Khrushchev
That's perfect!
Georgy Zhukov
[opens his overcoat to reveal two AK-47s]
All right, boys, meet your dates for tonight.
Leonid Brezhnev
I'll take the tall blonde.
Lavrentiy Beria
[banging on the window]
Guards!
Georgy Zhukov
[bursts into the Presidium conference room]
HANDS UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE **** FACE...!
Lavrentiy Beria
[Everyone points over his shoulder at Beria at the window.]
Guards!
Georgy Zhukov
Oh, shit...
Lavrentiy Beria
[He hands his AK-47 to a soldier standing guard at the door and marches over to Beria.]
GUARDS!
Georgy Zhukov
Oy! [pulls Beria away from the window and decks him]
Georgy Zhukov
Want a job done properly, you call the Army. Take his belt off. It's hard to run away with your pants falling down.
Nikita Khrushchev
[to Malenkov]
If you want to talk to General Zhukov, now's your opportunity.
Georgy Zhukov
Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here.
Georgy Malenkov
...He's got a knife by his ankle.
Lavrentiy Beria
You're a disgrace!
Lazar Kaganovich
Give his head a good kicking. Make you feel better.
Vyacheslav Molotov
All in good time.
Lavrentiy Beria
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling the skin from your self-satisfied face.
Georgy Zhukov
[holds up the little knife]
Not with that, you won't. Come on, then.
NKVD Officer Aslanov
[Aslanov and three other NKVD officers walk in, clueless that a coup is being staged]
S-sorry, comrades.
NKVD Officer Kobulov
Wrong room.
Lavrentiy Beria
Aslanov!
Georgy Zhukov
[The NKVD men hurriedly back out; Zhukov looks at a Red Army soldier holding an AK-47]
Go and kill them, will you?
Lavrentiy Beria
Kobulov!
Anastas Mikoyan
[Beria is hauled away to a lavatory to hide him from potential rescue by the NKVD]
I have been picturing this moment every day for the last three decades.
Lavrentiy Beria
[handcuffed to a pipe]
Is this magisterial enough for you all? This charade? This is a lavatory!
Anastas Mikoyan
Well, you should feel at home then, shouldn't you, you little coil of shit?
Georgy Zhukov
[looking at Malenkov's portrait on the wall]
**** me, Georgy's eyes really do follow you around the crapper. It's weird.
Lazar Kaganovich
Why'd they hang a picture of my grandmother in here? [laughs]
Nikolai Bulganin
[...]
Ho-how long until the Army gets here? We're in complete limbo now!
Nikita Khrushchev
Not long. We have to wait for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin.
Vyacheslav Molotov
[ducking into a bathroom stall]
In that case, if nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopeck. It's the excitement, I think...
Lavrentiy Beria
[at Beria's supposed "trial"; Malenkov attempts from a prepared statement while others shout at Beria]
This is a travesty! You are all witnesses- this is criminal! Criminal travesty! I demand my rights under Article Fort- [to Ivan Konev, who is slapping his hand against the table] Would you stop banging?!
Nikita Krushchev
Marshal?
Ivan Konev
Comrade General Secretary! Get on with it!
Lavrentiy Beria
You're judging me-you're judging me! I judge all of you! All of you!
Nikita Krushchev
**** you!
Nikita Khrushchev
[Beria keeps shouting hysterically; Malenkov gives up on reading the prepared statement, and Krushchev grabs it and starts to read it aloud]
You are accused of using your position as Minister of the Interior to plot against the Soviet Union...
Zhukov's Chief of Staff: Traitor!
Nikita Khrushchev
...with the goal of forwarding the interests of foreign powers.
Lavrentiy Beria
Foreign powers? From where, the **** moon?!
Nikita Khrushchev
You are also accused of three hundred and forty-seven counts of rape, of sexual deviancy and bourgeois immorality...
Lazar Kaganovich
Pervert!
Lavrentiy Beria
Everyone in this room is responsible for someone's death!
Nikita Khrushchev
...and acts of perversion with children as young as seven years old.
Nikolai Bulganin
Seven years old!
Vyacheslav Molotov
Rapist! **** rapist!
Lavrentiy Beria
You've got it wrong! I deny-
Nikita Khrushchev
Petra Nikova, aged 13. Nadia Ranova, aged 14. Magya Holovic, aged seven. Would you like to read the list yourself? [Beria doesn't respond] You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.
Lavrentiy Beria
[Beria is hauled to his feet and dragged outside, kicking and struggling amidst general commotion]
No! Please, don't shoot me! Don't hurt me! I'm sorry, I-
Georgy Zhukov
[An unidentified soldier takes out his sidearm and shoots Beria through the forehead. There is a shocked silence as Beria falls to the ground, dead]
Well, that's got it done. [pause] Come on, have a look. Everyone.
Vyacheslav Molotov
This is for us! This is for the people!
Georgy Zhukov
Everybody happy? Proper dead?
Nikita Krushchev
Get 'im up.
Vyacheslav Molotov
You've ruined everything, Lavrentiy. You've ruined everything!
Coup participant
[as Beria's corpse is hauled away]
**** off back to Georgia, dead boy!