Man at Funeral Reception : Comrades... Georgy Zhukov : **** off, or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp. Nikita Khrushchev : [politely] Thank you. Georgy Zhukov : What the **** were you thinking? Nikita Khrushchev : I don't know, okay, but I did it. I really need your help. Georgy Zhukov : To do what? There's bodies **** piling up in the street, it's a bit late, isn't it? Nikita Khrushchev : What if we blame this on someone... Georgy Zhukov : Wait... Nikita Khrushchev : Who's out of control? Georgy Zhukov : Nicky, be very careful what you say next. Who? Nikita Khrushchev : Beria. Georgy Zhukov : I'm going to have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... [grins] Look at your **** face! [He laughs and kisses Khruschev full on the lips.] Nikita Khrushchev, you've balls like Kremlin domes! Nikita Khrushchev : Stop it, be serious! Are you in? Georgy Zhukov : Aye, I'm in, I'm in. That ****er thinks he can take on the Red Army? I **** Germany, I think I can take a flesh lump in a **** waistcoat. Now, it's got to be tomorrow. Nikita Khrushchev : Tomorrow? Georgy Zhukov : Sorry, you busy washing your hair or what? Nikita Khrushchev : Tomorrow's the funeral. Georgy Zhukov : Yeah, the day that the entire **** Army's in town with their guns. Nikita Khrushchev : That's perfect!

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