[after Kaganovich, Mikoyan and Bulganin arrive]
Comrades, now that we're quorate, I propose we call a doctor.
All the best doctors are in the Gulag or dead.
Yes, yes because they tried to kill the boss!
So any doctor still in Moscow is not a good doctor.
What are peoples' thoughts on getting a...bad doctor?
Anastas Mikoyan What the **** are you talking about, that's mad! What if he recovers and finds out?
Well, if he recovers, then we got a good doctor. If he doesn't recover then we didn't, but he won't know.
[the Committee lift Stalin's unconscious body]
He's heavier than I thought he'd be.
Do you think Stalin's too heavy?
No! It's a compliment... gold is heavy!
Anastas Mikoyan Well, you'd know. You've looted enough of it, you saucy little pirate!
Anastas Mikoyan [Beria is hauled away to a lavatory to hide him from potential rescue by the NKVD]
I have been picturing this moment every day for the last three decades.
[handcuffed to a pipe]
Is this magisterial enough for you all? This charade? This is a lavatory!
Anastas Mikoyan Well, you should feel at home then, shouldn't you, you little coil of shit?
[looking at Malenkov's portrait on the wall]
**** me, Georgy's eyes really do follow you around the crapper. It's weird.
Why'd they hang a picture of my grandmother in here? [laughs]
[...]
Ho-how long until the Army gets here? We're in complete limbo now!
Not long. We have to wait for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin.
[ducking into a bathroom stall]
In that case, if nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopeck. It's the excitement, I think...
