Deadpool & Wolverine 2024 quotes, page 5

97 quotes · 9 characters
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Characters
Cassandra Nova Emma Corrin · 10 quotes
Paradox Matthew Macfadyen · 6 quotes
Blade Wesley Snipes · 5 quotes
Gambit Channing Tatum · 4 quotes
Nicepool Ryan Reynolds · 4 quotes
Blind Al Leslie Uggams · 3 quotes
Pyro Aaron Stanford · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: Wade Wilson / Deadpool & James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine (15), Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Paradox (5), Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Nicepool (4)

Deadpool & Wolverine quotes

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[Holding Sabertooth's severed head]

Behold! The precious head of your queen, Furiosa! I have the Wolverine! I alone control her! You come for me... you come for her!

[narrating after mumbling the Marvel Studios fanfare.]

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! That logo music just gets you pumped! Right? I'm sorry, I'm just-- I'm excited to be here. It's been a while. You know, for a long time, I wasn't sure I'd ever be back. Disney bought Fox, there was a whole boring rights issue, blahbiddie-blahbiddie-blah. But then it turned out they wanted me! The one guy who shouldn't even have his own movie, much less a franchise. Marvel's so stupid! Look, we know the title of this thing, so I know what you're wondering: How are we gonna do this without dishonoring Logans memory? And I'll tell you how: We're not.

[To the Resistance]

Yes! YES! Let this man cook! This is what I'm talking about; big slow-motion fight, sad music, everybody working together, who knows if you live or die, that sort of thing. Who's ready?!

[wearing his new suit]

**** A! Ugh, it's perfect! FYI, your tailor is a predator, but I love it! Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and adamantium katanas?? You shouldn't have! Go ahead, take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. [Points to a TVA employee] That guy knows what I'm talking about. His clothes say, "middle manager", but his eyes say, "****y, ****y!"

Everyone wants to matter. Turns out you don't need Marvel Jesus to do it. You just need to open your eyes and look around. And if you're lucky, you'll find a few friends. Old friends... And some new ones, too.

Hush! Mummy and Daddy are having a conversation. [sends Deadpool and Logan flying with a snap of her fingers]