I can't send you home unless you get this thing off my head! And as soon as you do that, I'm going to boil your brains on an atomic level whilst flicking my bean to the Enya box set.
Wade Wilson / Deadpool
Ryan Reynolds · 68 quotes
James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine
Hugh Jackman · 24 quotes
Cassandra Nova
Emma Corrin · 10 quotes
Paradox
Matthew Macfadyen · 6 quotes
Blade
Wesley Snipes · 5 quotes
Gambit
Channing Tatum · 4 quotes
Nicepool
Ryan Reynolds · 4 quotes
Blind Al
Leslie Uggams · 3 quotes
Pyro
Aaron Stanford · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wade Wilson / Deadpool & James "Logan" Howlett / Wolverine (15), Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Paradox (5), Wade Wilson / Deadpool & Nicepool (4)
Deadpool & Wolverine quotes
Page 6 of 7I did not lie, I made an educated wish!
I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to **** people up for money, but you! YOU — know how to save 'em! At least the other Wolverine did... I guess I'm stuck with the worst one!
I gotta be honest, I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me, getting into it? Deadpool and Wolverine just **** shit up! Can you imagine the fun? The chaos? The residuals?
I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about because that hairy thunder-**** from down under-**** finally dies, and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?! [to Wolverine] Welcome to the MCU, by the way. You're joining at a bit of a low point.
I'm done. I'm done, and I'm fine with being done. Look, is sales the best match? Probably not. Is this the life I always imagined for myself? **** no! But this is the right fit for me, sugar bear. It is.
I'm more of a "one week on, one week off" kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know, you'll never see a Danish flag on the moon, but... Goddammit, they're happy.
I'm wearing this suit, and that means a lot of things, but most of all... it means I'm an X-Man. [to Cassandra] And I know your brother. As much as I wanna **** kill you -- every bone in my body wants to **** kill you! -- he wouldn't let me stand here and watch you die. [to Deadpool] Take your hands off. [to Cassandra] This is for him. This is for Charles.
Suck it, Fox. I'm going to Disneyland. [headbutts the camera] Get ****!
The Sacred Timeline. I assume I'm going to Marvel at how Cinematic it feels? Gratuitous cameos? Indiscriminate use of Variants, the whole package?
The Void is a paradise. I can wield my power here without shame. Unfortunately, I had no Charles Xavier to teach me temperance. What about your Charles? Did he protect you? Did he make you feel safe?
There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl.
This isn't a car! This is a Honda ****in' Odyssey. Throttle response sucks a ****, dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete!
Turns out, I am the world-saving type. Just look around this table if you want proof. The best part? Sometimes, the people we save... Well, they save us right back.
What Gambit's trying to say is, getting Juggernaut's helmet ain't gonna be easy! I-- I'm just making stuff up at this-- Yeah, tilt up to Blade!