Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) quotes, page 3

View Quote [last words as he's defeated] Any last words? What? I can't hear you! No? OK, bye-bye, you're dead! [yelling]

View Quote [narrating] Okay, what's the first thing that pops into your head when I say Chip n' Dale? I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the second thing that pops into your head are these guys. [image of chip and dale dancers are shown] But certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip 'n Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day we met, when I had to join (us information) a new school in the middle of third grade.

View Quote [to Baloo] Wow! Yo, man, it's you!

View Quote [to Chip and Dale after they arrived at Sweet Pete's building] We're here.

View Quote A message on my landline. I don't like that.

View Quote All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really dangerous. Someone is in a dangerous situation. Oh, like that time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. Ellie has ten toes and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger, and Chip is with her! It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole time! I cracked it! I'm coming, guys!

View Quote By the axe of Ucarga, you'll submit to me!

View Quote Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a reboot, think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing. He's the one that quit the show in the first place. I've been fine without it. It's garbage. Total garbage. That's why it's better to not even have friends.

View Quote Dale, old chum. The sight of you lights my heart aglow.

View Quote Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile.

View Quote Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway.

View Quote Huh. At least that's gone.

View Quote I haven't thought about it in a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him.

View Quote I know you. [Chip: Oh, no!] [Dale: We're cooked!] You're the Rescue Rangers. I'm a huge fanboy!

View Quote Life is the worst. Which is why you need good insurance. Look, I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, bad things happen all the time. They happen without warning. Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it, and you're left to pick up the pieces. So, you have to protect yourself. If you're prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. So, why risk it? It's my job to pull the wool off your eyes... figuratively.