CEO of Mattel quotes from Barbie (2023)
Played by Will Ferrell
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[sighs] If this got out that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land as life-size versions of themselves... [panting] roaming the earth... this would be very bad.
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We've got a definite situation on our hands. Catastrophic! I can't stress that enough!
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No one rests until this doll is back in a box!
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Listen, I know exactly where you're going with this, and I have to say I really resent it. We are a company literally made of women. We had a woman CEO in the '90s. And there was another one... at some other time. So that's... That's two right there. Women are the freaking foundation of this very long phallic building. We have gender-neutral bathrooms up the wazoo. Every single one of these men love women. I'm the son of a mother. I'm the mother of a son. I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt. Some of my best friends are Jewish.
Other characters in Barbie (2023): Barbie (Stereotypical Barbie) · Ken (Beach Ken) · Gloria · Narrator · Allan · I'm Just Ken · Sasha