Sasha
Men hate women and women hate women. It's the one thing we can all agree on.
Scenes with Sasha
3 scenes
Barbie
You can't do this. This is Barbie Land. The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is! You... you can't just undo it in a day!
Ken
Literally and figuratively, watch me. Now, if you'll excuse me... this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. Right? How's that feel? It is not fun, is it? [Barbie contemplates over this]
Ken
Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...
Barbie
Oh!
Ken
And your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit and Dazzling Show Skirt.
Gloria
[Barbie gasps in horror]
These are archival.
Sasha
Mm-hmm.
Ken
Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.
Barbie
No!
Ken
And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!
Barbie
Not the Palazzos!
Ken
And get out!
[Barbie became upset after this and starts crying]
Allan
[appeared in the backseat of the Barbie car, out of nowhere]
TURN THIS SONG OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!
Sasha
[Sasha, Gloria and Allan screaming, tires screeching, song distorting]
Who are you?
Allan
I'm Allan.
Gloria
Oh, you are Allan. That's great!
Allan
Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. I cannot sit on one more leather couch. It's gonna break my spirit. As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up, no one is gonna be able to get in or out. So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.
Gloria
No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World is what caused all these problems in the first place.
Allan
Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him. So come on!
Worker Ken
Hey, you there.
Gloria
What do we do?
Allan
Just get in the car and keep it singing. Hey, man. Be ready for anything.
Worker Ken
Who are you?
Allan
I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy. Yeah, all of his clothes fit me! [punches the Worker Ken and punches another one]
