Ken (Beach Ken) quotes from Barbie (2023)

View Quote I'm just Ken and I'm enough. And I'm great at doing stuff.

View Quote Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize.

View Quote If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken.

View Quote Horses are just men extenders.

View Quote To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways.

View Quote I can't even beach here!

View Quote [angrily] What?

View Quote [cries] Don't look at me!

View Quote (last lines, wearing a fuzzy blue and pink hoodie that says, "I Am Kenough." and weaving "goodbye" to Barbie) Thank you. Thank you, Barbie. Thank you.

View Quote Artist Ken: Does the title of long-term-distance casual low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing?

View Quote Pompadour Ken: Hey, Barbie. Check me out. [Performs a backflip, three times] Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken!
Ken: [angrily] What?

View Quote Doctor Barbie: It's okay, let me see. [Barbie lifts her leg to show her foot, and they gasp] FLAT FEET!!!!! [gags]
[All the Barbies, including Barbie, can scream, gags, and touch her feet until Basketball Ken gags loudly on the lookout]
Lawyer Barbie: Stop it, Ken.
Basketball Ken: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

View Quote Barbie: What's wrong with them?
Ken: [resting his arm on the Mortal Kombat II arcade machine] We just explained to them the immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy, and they crumbled.
Gloria: Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s with the indigenous people and smallpox. They had no defenses against it.
Ken: Yeah. Buckle up, babe. [chuckles] Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land! And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, because they had it all figured out in Century City. The minute you get out of your car, you're like, "I can't believe how great this place is!"
Barbie: No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City because we failed them.
Ken: [loudly] No! YOU FAILED ME! [sighs] Out there, I was somebody. And when I walked down the street... people respected me just for who I am. [scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time.
Pompadour Ken: No way!
Ken: Way. [chuckles] And if it weren't for these technicalities like MBAs, medical degrees, and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world. But I don't need any of those things here. Here, I'm just a dude. And you know what? That's enough.

View Quote Allan: [appeared in the backseat of the Barbie car, out of nowhere] TURN THIS SONG OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!
[Sasha, Gloria and Allan screaming, tires screeching, song distorting]
Sasha: Who are you?
Allan: I'm Allan.
Gloria: Oh, you are Allan. That's great!
Allan: Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. I cannot sit on one more leather couch. It's gonna break my spirit. As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up, no one is gonna be able to get in or out. So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.
Gloria: No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World is what caused all these problems in the first place.
Allan: Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him. So come on!
Worker Ken: Hey, you there.
Gloria: What do we do?
Allan: Just get in the car and keep it singing. Hey, man. Be ready for anything.
Worker Ken: Who are you?
Allan: I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy. Yeah, all of his clothes fit me! [punches the Worker Ken and punches another one]