Barbie (2023) quotes

View Quote (last lines, wearing a fuzzy blue and pink hoodie that says, "I Am Kenough." and weaving "goodbye" to Barbie) Thank you. Thank you, Barbie. Thank you.

View Quote Aaron Dinkins: I'm a man with no power, does that make me a woman?

View Quote Allan: [appeared in the backseat of the Barbie car, out of nowhere] TURN THIS SONG OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!
[Sasha, Gloria and Allan screaming, tires screeching, song distorting]
Sasha: Who are you?
Allan: I'm Allan.
Gloria: Oh, you are Allan. That's great!
Allan: Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. I cannot sit on one more leather couch. It's gonna break my spirit. As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways and not just up, no one is gonna be able to get in or out. So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it.
Gloria: No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World is what caused all these problems in the first place.
Allan: Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him. So come on!
Worker Ken: Hey, you there.
Gloria: What do we do?
Allan: Just get in the car and keep it singing. Hey, man. Be ready for anything.
Worker Ken: Who are you?
Allan: I'm Allan. I'm, uh, I'm Ken's buddy. Yeah, all of his clothes fit me! [punches the Worker Ken and punches another one]

View Quote Allan: Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. In fact, it's happened before. All of *NSYNC, Allan. Yes, even him.

View Quote Artist Ken: Does the title of long-term-distance casual low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing?

View Quote Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore!
Gloria: What? You're so pretty!
Barbie: I'm not stereotypical Barbie pretty!
Narrator: Note to the filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.

View Quote Barbie: I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals.
Construction Worker #1: That's okay.
Construction Worker #2: Yeah.
Construction Worker #3: Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
Construction Worker #4: It's cool.
Ken: I have all the genitals!

View Quote Barbie: Something's weird today.
Kenmaid (portrayed by John Cena (The GOAT)): [appearing out of the water, waving at Barbie] Hi, Barbie!
Barbie: Oh, okay. Hi, Ken!
Mermaid Barbie: Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.

View Quote Barbie: What's wrong with them?
Ken: [resting his arm on the Mortal Kombat II arcade machine] We just explained to them the immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy, and they crumbled.
Gloria: Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s with the indigenous people and smallpox. They had no defenses against it.
Ken: Yeah. Buckle up, babe. [chuckles] Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land! And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, because they had it all figured out in Century City. The minute you get out of your car, you're like, "I can't believe how great this place is!"
Barbie: No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City because we failed them.
Ken: [loudly] No! YOU FAILED ME! [sighs] Out there, I was somebody. And when I walked down the street... people respected me just for who I am. [scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time.
Pompadour Ken: No way!
Ken: Way. [chuckles] And if it weren't for these technicalities like MBAs, medical degrees, and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world. But I don't need any of those things here. Here, I'm just a dude. And you know what? That's enough.

View Quote Barbie: You can't do this. This is Barbie Land. The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is! You... you can't just undo it in a day!
Ken: Literally and figuratively, watch me. Now, if you'll excuse me... this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. Right? How's that feel? It is not fun, is it? [Barbie contemplates over this]
Ken: Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...
Barbie: Oh!
Ken: And your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit and Dazzling Show Skirt.
Gloria: [Barbie gasps in horror] These are archival.
Sasha: Mm-hmm.
Ken: Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.
Barbie: No!
Ken: And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!
Barbie: Not the Palazzos!
Ken: And get out!
[Barbie became upset after this and starts crying]

View Quote Doctor Barbie: It's okay, let me see. [Barbie lifts her leg to show her foot, and they gasp] FLAT FEET!!!!! [gags]
[All the Barbies, including Barbie, can scream, gags, and touch her feet until Basketball Ken gags loudly on the lookout]
Lawyer Barbie: Stop it, Ken.
Basketball Ken: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

View Quote Guy at the Beach: Give us a smile, blondie.

View Quote Ken: I just don't know who I am without you.
Barbie: You're Ken.
Ken: But it's Barbie and Ken. There's no just Ken. That's why I was created. I only exist within the warmth of your gaze. Without it, I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.

View Quote Ken: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Barbie: Why?
Ken: Because we're girlfriend and boyfriend.
Barbie: To do what?
[pause]
Ken: I'm actually not sure.

View Quote Kenmaid (Portrayed by John Cena (The GOAT)): Hi, Barbie!