Barbie (Stereotypical Barbie) quotes from Barbie (2023)

View Quote It is the best day ever — and so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesdays, and every day from now until forever!

View Quote Do you guys ever think about dying?

View Quote Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground.

View Quote Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours.

View Quote She thinks I'm a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!

View Quote I'm not smart enough to be interesting. I can't do brain surgery. I've never flown a plane. I'm not the President. No one on the Supreme Court is me. I'm not good enough for anything.

View Quote Writer Barbie: Wait. I did write a book. It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. But what you said broke me out of it.

View Quote President Barbie: That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep] [The Kens gasped in shock] That's right. We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution to the way it should be. And restored the Barbies' brains and anatomy. [Babries cheering]
One of the Barbies: Yes!
President Barbie: And we seriously disinfected those houses.

View Quote Doctor Barbie: It's okay, let me see. [Barbie lifts her leg to show her foot, and they gasp] FLAT FEET!!!!! [gags]
[All the Barbies, including Barbie, can scream, gags, and touch her feet until Basketball Ken gags loudly on the lookout]
Lawyer Barbie: Stop it, Ken.
Basketball Ken: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

View Quote Barbie: Something's weird today.
Kenmaid (portrayed by John Cena (The GOAT)): [appearing out of the water, waving at Barbie] Hi, Barbie!
Barbie: Oh, okay. Hi, Ken!
Mermaid Barbie: Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty.

View Quote Ruth: You understand that humans have only one ending. Ideas live forever. Humans not so much. You do know that don't you?
Barbie: I do.
Ruth: Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.
Barbie: I know.
Ruth: Humans make things up, like "patriarchy" and "Barbie" — just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.
Barbie: I understand that.
Ruth: And then you die.
Barbie: Yeah. Yeah. I want to be part of the people — to make meaning — not the thing that's made. I want to do the imagining — I don't want to be the idea. Does that make sense?

View Quote Barbie: What's wrong with them?
Ken: [resting his arm on the Mortal Kombat II arcade machine] We just explained to them the immaculate, impeccable seamless garment of logic that is patriarchy, and they crumbled.
Gloria: Oh, my God. This is like in the 1500s with the indigenous people and smallpox. They had no defenses against it.
Ken: Yeah. Buckle up, babe. [chuckles] Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land! And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, because they had it all figured out in Century City. The minute you get out of your car, you're like, "I can't believe how great this place is!"
Barbie: No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City because we failed them.
Ken: [loudly] No! YOU FAILED ME! [sighs] Out there, I was somebody. And when I walked down the street... people respected me just for who I am. [scoffs] One lady, she even asked me for the time.
Pompadour Ken: No way!
Ken: Way. [chuckles] And if it weren't for these technicalities like MBAs, medical degrees, and I don't know, swim lessons, I could have ruled that world. But I don't need any of those things here. Here, I'm just a dude. And you know what? That's enough.

View Quote Barbie: You can't do this. This is Barbie Land. The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard to make it everything that it is! You... you can't just undo it in a day!
Ken: Literally and figuratively, watch me. Now, if you'll excuse me... this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. Right? How's that feel? It is not fun, is it? [Barbie contemplates over this]
Ken: Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. Take your Celebrate Disco Bell Bottoms...
Barbie: Oh!
Ken: And your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit and Dazzling Show Skirt.
Gloria: [Barbie gasps in horror] These are archival.
Sasha: Mm-hmm.
Ken: Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets.
Barbie: No!
Ken: And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants!
Barbie: Not the Palazzos!
Ken: And get out!
[Barbie became upset after this and starts crying]

View Quote Ken: I thought I might stay over tonight.
Barbie: Why?
Ken: Because we're girlfriend and boyfriend.
Barbie: To do what?
[pause]
Ken: I'm actually not sure.

View Quote Barbie: I do not have a vagina and he does not have a penis. We have no genitals.
Construction Worker #1: That's okay.
Construction Worker #2: Yeah.
Construction Worker #3: Yeah, whatever. Yeah.
Construction Worker #4: It's cool.
Ken: I have all the genitals!

View Quote Ken: I just don't know who I am without you.
Barbie: You're Ken.
Ken: But it's Barbie and Ken. There's no just Ken. That's why I was created. I only exist within the warmth of your gaze. Without it, I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips.

View Quote Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore!
Gloria: What? You're so pretty!
Barbie: I'm not stereotypical Barbie pretty!
Narrator: Note to the filmmakers: Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast if you want to make this point.

View Quote President Barbie: Mister Mattel, I just...
Mattel CEO: Please. Call me Mother.
President Barbie: No, thank you. I don't think that things should go back to the way that they were. No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.
Allan: Or Allan.