Barbie 2023 quotes, page 2

Oh. Ooh, girl, you okay?

Hey, Barbie. Check me out. [Performs a backflip, three times] Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken!

What?

Mister Mattel, I just...

Mattel CEO

Please. Call me Mother.

No, thank you. I don't think that things should go back to the way that they were. No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows.

Allan

Or Allan.

That's because they're Dreamhouses, mother... [bleep] [The Kens gasped in shock] That's right. We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution to the way it should be. And restored the Barbies' brains and anatomy. [Babries cheering]

Yes!

And we seriously disinfected those houses.

We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come.

You understand that humans have only one ending. Ideas live forever. Humans not so much. You do know that don't you?

I do.

Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable.

I know.

Humans make things up, like "patriarchy" and "Barbie" — just to deal with how uncomfortable it is.

I understand that.

And then you die.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to be part of the people — to make meaning — not the thing that's made. I want to do the imagining — I don't want to be the idea. Does that make sense?

Men hate women and women hate women. It's the one thing we can all agree on.

They never listen.

Wait. I did write a book. It's like I've been in a dream, where I was somehow really invested in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. But what you said broke me out of it.

Don't look at me!

Narrator

Barbie has a great day every day. Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.

Gloria

Barbie in the Real World? That's impossible.

Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours.

Can you feel the Ken-ergy?
Feels so real like Ken-ergy

Do you guys ever think about dying?