Val Kilmer movie quotes

160 quotes from 8 movies

Real Genius (1985) as Chris Knight

View Quote Ok, calm down, let's just take a step back... No wait, take a step forward... Now take a step back... And a step forward.. And now we're Cha Cha-ing.

View Quote Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

View Quote [Looking at Dr. Meredith's bunny slippers, then his own] ...May I take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

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Tombstone (1993) as Doc Holliday

View Quote Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it. (sets his guns on the table) There. Now we can be friends again.

View Quote My sweet, soft Hungarian devil.

View Quote I'm your Huckleberry.

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At First Sight (1999) as Virgil Adamson

View Quote I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.

View Quote Amy. I want the chance to see. The chance to see Central Park, the Brooklyn Bridge, apples, raisins, a buffalo, a carburetor and the man in the moon. But I would give all that up - just to see this face.

View Quote I feel like Rip Van Winkle. I've woken up from a thirty year sleep - and the world's passed me by.

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) as Gay Perry

View Quote He called her a... well, a bad word. [pause] ****.

View Quote [to the camera] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said **** so much.

View Quote Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?

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Willow (1988) as Madmartigan

View Quote Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here... Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well... Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two! UHH! Well that was really stupid, Peck.

View Quote Let me out of here, Airk. Give me a sword, I'll win this war for you.

View Quote Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!

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The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) as Montgomery

View Quote [When Edward attempts to use a radio for help] Who do you think you're going to call, hmm? What are you going to say when you get someone on the horn? "Mayday, mayday, I'm being held by a pig lady"?

View Quote [On Dr. Moreau] Animal rights activists drove him out of the States. Got so bad, you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.

View Quote [Imitating Dr. Moreau] I destroyed the serum. All of it.

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Top Secret (1984) as Nick Rivers

View Quote Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.
Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.
Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?
Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

View Quote Nick: Ist der Tochter achtzehn bitten?
Martin: What's that mean?
Nick: Is your daughter eighteen?

Martin: What the hell did you say to him?
Nick Rivers: Nothing, I just told him I'd put his name on the Montgomery Ward mailing list.

View Quote Hillary Flammond: My uncle was born in America.
Nick Rivers: Oh, really?
Hillary Flammond: But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

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Alexander (2004) as Philip

View Quote There's only one thing better than winning a battle, son, and that's the taste of a new woman! You'll find it far sweeter than self pity.

View Quote A king isn't born, Alexander, he is made. By steel and by suffering. A king must know how to hurt those he loves. It's lonely. Ask Heracles. Ask any of them. Fate is cruel. No man or woman can be too powerful or too beautiful without disaster befalling. They laugh when you rise too high and crush everything you've built with a whim. What glory they give in the end, they take away. They... They make of us slaves.