Simon Templar
[prepares to pick the lock on the door of a Russian government building, only to find it unlocked]
I love this country.
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My name is Bruno Hautenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude.
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Simon Templar
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is August Christopher. I was named for St. Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'
Simon Templar
If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right.
Simon Templar
My name is Thomas More. I was named after a Saint who died for his faith.
Scenes with Simon Templar
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Emma Russell
You're not Martin.
Simon Templar
No.
Emma Russell
What is your name?
Simon Templar
I don't have a name.
Emma Russell
Sad. Will you have a name when we get home?
Simon Templar
I don't have a home.
Simon Templar
I'm a thief.
Emma Russell
I want my cards back.
Simon Templar
You flew all this way because you want your cards back?
Emma Russell
Yes I did.
Simon Templar
No, it's because you're in love.
Simon Templar
[gets slapped by Emma]
I rest my case.
Emma Russell
Who are you?
Simon Templar
Nobody has a clue. Least of all me.
Ivan Tretiak
What?
Simon Templar
What?
Simon Templar
Don't look down. You know who I am?
Ivan Tretiak
No.
Simon Templar
I'm the thief you tried to cheat. [Takes a phone] And this is your accountant. [Gives phone to Tretiak] Talk to him.
Simon Templar
[Tretiak takes the phone backwards]
The phone goes the other way, you moron.
Ivan Tretiak
Hello, Tretiak speaking. That money to Zurich, send it now. I said now.Yeah. [Returns phone to Simon]
Simon Templar
Thank you. You know what the hardest part about being you is? Pretending to be so bad in bed. [Walks away]
Ivan Tretiak
You son of the bitch.
Emma Russell
I'm glad it stopped bleeding. You don't need stitches. We have to disinfect it though.
Simon Templar
You really are an angel.
Emma Russell
Mmm hmm. [soaking cotton ball in rubbing alcohol and approaching the cut with it] It's gonna hurt.
Simon Templar
AHH! [surprising Emma, laughing] Ha ha...! sorry... [serious, realizing it wasn't funny] I'm sorry... Are you alright?
Emma Russell
Yeah...
Simon Templar
I-I should go.
Emma Russell
No... take off your pants.
Simon Templar
[beat]
Pardon?
Emma Russell
[embarrassed]
I mean your sweater. There's blood on it. I'll wash it.
Simon Templar
Very domestic. There's blood on your blouse as well. I'll wash it. [unbuttons her blouse, revealing her hidden cold fusion notes. He tries to remove them, but she doesn't let him] Do you have any wine?
Emma Russell
[reading Simon's journal aloud]
"I see my angel for the first time. Know my purpose, feel my birth, Hear, at first faintly, then distinctly The sweet strains of our union. Our love heats up the cold universe And gives my tired, desperate hope A reason and season to be revealed."
Simon Templar
"We, purified by our kisses, are eternally healed."
Emma Russell
After all, you are my personal saint.
Simon Templar
You have to be a very good, and usually very dead person to become a saint. And more importantly, you need to work three miracles. Now, get to work.
Simon Templar
Tell me you love me.
Emma Russell
I love you.
Simon Templar
Simon.
Emma Russell
I love you Simon.
Simon Templar
Miracle three.