Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?
Chris Knight
Val Kilmer · 47 quotes
Mitch Taylor
Gabriel Jarret · 20 quotes
Professor Hathaway
William Atherton · 16 quotes
Kent Torokvei
Robert Prescott · 13 quotes
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Jon Gries · 9 quotes
Bodie
Tommy Swerdlow · 3 quotes
Jordan
Michelle Meyrink · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Chris Knight & Mitch Taylor (7), Chris Knight & Professor Hathaway (6), Chris Knight & Kent Torokvei (5)
Real Genius quotes
Page 1 of 6'Ick: It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding.
Kent: Explo-?
[runs into his room] [coughing, as the hall fills with vapor]
Hey Ick, you were just kidding about exploding, right? Ick?
Did you touch anything?
Uh, no.
Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy.'
What is it?
A penis-stretcher. Wanna try it?
No!
I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
Hey, Lazlo... Lazlo?
Oh, that's me. Hello.
I have advanced your project more than any three students on campus.
Jerry Hathaway
That was yesterday. What have you done for me today?
I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker
She happens to be my daughter.
Oh. Then I guess you have.
I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
I'm such an asshole.
I understand how you feel, Chris. And you're right.
Ick, this ice is great! How did you do it?
Ick
Oh sure, I tell you, you tell someone else and the next thing you know, we're in the middle of another ice age.
If you want to leave, go ahead. But you're going to miss out on all the fun.
What fun?
Ick invented a new virus and we're going to release in Kent's room.
Kent put his name on his license plate.
My mother does that to my underwear.
Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Not right now.
Susan Decker A girl's got to have her standards.
You are very beautiful.
Sherry Nugel
Thank you. You certainly don't act like one of the top ten minds in America.
Oh, really? How many of them have you met?
Sherry Nugel
Seven. You'll be eight. Professor Hostetler at M.I.T. was number six.
Old Professor Hostetler? Isn't he dead?
Sherry Nugel
He is now.
Dr. Dodd Why is that toy on your head?
Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.
Dr. Meredith
A bit of advice.
Dr. Meredith
Always...uh...never...forget to check your references.
Uh, OK...thank you. I'd better be going.
Dr. Meredith
[Mitch leaves] [to his wife]
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally, don't you?