Jon Gries movie quotes

56 quotes from 3 movies

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) as Uncle Rico

View Quote How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

View Quote Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter of a mile.

View Quote Your grandma took a spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx!

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Real Genius (1985) as Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

View Quote It's getting pretty weird around here.

View Quote Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

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Get Shorty (1995) as Ronnie

View Quote Chili: You have a piece of a movie, that's all. You don't have a piece of Harry. He told you we're doing another movie first. And that's the way it's gonna be.
Ronnie: Excuse me. But who the **** are you?
Chili: I'm the one telling you how it is. That's not too hard to figure out, is it?

View Quote Ronnie: The man you're steppin' on belongs to me and my partner.
Ray "Bones": He owes me money.
Ronnie: Get in line, bro.
Ray "Bones": I don't like waiting.
Ronnie: Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me.
Ray "Bones": Hey, ****ball, I don't need your permission. L.A.'s an open city.
Ronnie: Yeah, well, I just closed it.

View Quote Ronnie: The man you're standin' on happens to belong to me and my partner, bro.
Ray "Bones": Well, this piece of shit owes me money.
Ronnie: Hey, get in line.
Ray "Bones": Yeah, but I don't like waiting in lines.
Ronnie: Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, you gotta talk to me.
Ray "Bones": No, no, no. **** you. ****ball. I mean, L.A is an open city, and I don't think I have to get permission from nobody for nothing.
Ronnie: Oh really? Well, I just closed it.