Tara Strong movie quotes

View Quote (opening the cargo door) Say bye-bye, Vilgeek!

View Quote (after escaping Incarcecon) That was so cool! Let's never do that again!

View Quote (last lines) It's hero time!

View Quote I thought I had a good chance to win. I made more bloody fur than menstruation time a Mount Holyoke.

View Quote Rhino Guard: Do you not know that impersonating a princess is a serious offense, punishable by death?
Princess Clara: [slapping the rhino guard's finger] Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by **** YOU! Now let us in at once or I'll have your children killed! [to the camera] Yeah, it's good to be home.

View Quote [The housemates are waking up in their house]
Princess Clara: Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
Foxxy love: And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!

View Quote Foxxy Love, you're the worst mystery solver musician that's ever lived!

View Quote Foxxy Love: Guys, I solved a mystery.
Princess Clara: The only mystery you've ever solved is the mystery of the empty uterus. [Everybody laughs except Foxxy]
Foxxy Love: If that's true, then how did I found out that the Drawn Together had been cancelled?
(dramatic music)
Wooldoor Sockbat: C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cancelled?
Princess Clara: That's ridiculous!
Captain Hero: Girl, you crazy.
Spanky Ham: Poppycock!
Foxxy Love: Oh, really? Then why can I say, "You can all **** my titties with your shit-covered ****, you ****-guzzling ****s!" without being bleeped?
(dramatic music)
Spanky: Yeah! How the **** is... Whoa! I just said "****!"
Captain Hero: ****! Oh, well, I'll be darned.
Toot: Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked, ass-eating turd taster! Whoo-hoo! This is fun!
Ling-Ling: If we not on TV anymore, then why have I been bleaching my anus?
Princess Clara: Guys, we are not cancelled. This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember? the worst mystery solver of all time. Everytime she tries to solve a mystery, someone ends up dead!
Foxxy Love: **** you, Clara.
Princess Clara: Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head. I am a princess.
Foxxy Love: Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess, then why you got this chair in your face? [she hits Clara with a chair] Ta-dow!
[Housemates are fighting in a cloud]
Wooldoor: We can't be cancelled. We just can't. Can we? [He picks up a remote to turn the television on to go on TV guide spectrum to searching "Drawn Together" and he press a select button on a remote. TV guide is searching to confirmation] Searching. [TV Guide to confirmation it says "No search results found", which he is shocked as he dropped the remote on a floor and begins to weeping] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

View Quote Spanky Ham: Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home.
Ling-Ling: Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu?
Princess Clara: Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?
Foxxy Love: Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney princess, but how many Disney princesses have done the things you done done?
[cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things]
Foxxy Love: And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?
[cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats]
Captain Hero: Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.
Foxxy Love: C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?
Captain Hero: I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with?
[cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet]
Foxxy: In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed!
Toot: Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop.
Xandir: [sighs] Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here?
Spanky Ham: Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you.
Ling-Ling: She always does this.
Wooldoor: This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks.
Spanky Ham: Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do?
Foxxy Love: You heard the Jew Producer, They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses!
Xandir: [scoffs] Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that?
Foxxy Love: I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help.
[All talking at once]
Princess Clara: Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.
Xandir: I do like being safe.
Ling-Ling: Ling-Ling like safe too also.
Captain Hero: Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld.
Xandir: You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
Spanky Ham: Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.
Wooldoor: Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!
Xandir: Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
Toot: Later, ass-bags!

View Quote [after finding out that Ariel is a mermaid] All this time, and you never told me?

View Quote [to Morgana] You tricked me.

View Quote [before handing Morgana the trident] Too late, Mom. [Ariel: Melody, no!]

View Quote [Marina Del Ray and Benjamin came in the princesses' room]
Marina Del Ray: [first words] Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
Benjamin: [first words] It's us. [The princesses groan]
Ariel: [groans] Governess! [Then Marina takes the pillow from under Aquata]
Aquata: Hey!
Marina Del Ray: Rise and shine,
Aquata: Why so early?
Marina Del Ray: Mustn't be late.
Arista: But it's still dark out.
Aquata: Uh...
Arista: [sees now] Oh. Hi.
Benjamin: Wakey-wakey.
Adella: Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
Marina Del Ray: Yes. Come on, girls.
Alana: But I need my beauty sleep.
Andrina: Time about it.
Alana: Easy for you. No one cares what you look...
Marina Del Ray: Move it.
Benjamin: I think you're lovely.
Andrina: Can't we meet Father later?
Marina Del Ray: Unfortanily, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. [laughs] Any decisions kingdom, really. [Sees the girls go back to sleep again and anger] GET UP! [The girls rushed up and go to the mirrors] All right, all right, all right. Move your tails. This is our special time with your father.
Ariel: Special? It's the same every morning.
Andrina: Ah, she's got a point.
Marina Del Ray: That's what your father cares about. Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
Ariel: That's all Dad cares about.
Andrina: She's got a point.
Aquata: You've got your own mirror!
Benjamin: Two minutes.
Marina Del Ray: STOP PRIMPING! [They get ready as they talk, as Attina goes to Ariel]
Attina: Come on, Ariel.
Ariel: Why can't he let us do something different? Just once.
Attina: Give him a break. He's the king, remember? You try running a kingdom.
Ariel: I wouldn't run it like this.
Attina: Don't upset him, Ariel.
Ariel: Just because you're the oldest, Attina, doesn't mean you get to boss us around.
Attina: Yes, it does.
Marina Del Ray: Benjamin, if we're late again, I'll never get a promotion.
Benjamin: Marina...
Attina: Come on, girls.
Marina Del Ray: Not that I want a promotion. No, no, no, I love this job. Looking after you is what I live for. Really. [the girls leave and anger again] I hate this job!
Benjamin: The less said the better.

View Quote [At the throne room, Sebastian arrives, and his chariot is going crazy]
Sebastian: [panting] WHOA! WHOA! Good morning, Your Highness.
King Triton: Sebastian.
Sebastian: Hm? Oh! [chuckles]
King Triton: Anything to report?
Sebastian: [clears throat] Unfortunately, the sprat and the... smelt were still... [shrieks] squabbling. No worries. I told them I'd sic the salmon on them. [chuckles]
King Triton: Sebastian, what would I do without you?
Sebastian: You'd be negotiatin' with the sprat and the smelt, that's what.
[The princesses arrive before their father]
King Triton: Good morning, girls.
Girls: Good morning, Father.
King Triton: Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Good morning, Your Majesty.
Sebastian: [clears throat] Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Sebastian.
Sebastian: You're late.
Marina Del Rey: I... uh... [chuckles, groans]
Sebastian: Your Majesty.
King Triton: Well, I presume you've all been attending to your royal duties this week.
Attina: Yes, Father. We've been working diligently.
Ariel: But, we're always done early.
Attina: Shh!
Ariel: And the coral is in bloom.
Andrina: Clam it!
Adella: Enough!
Ariel: [swims to her father] So I thought maybe we could go for a swim on the reef?
King Triton: Not today, Ariel.
Ariel: But it only happens once a year. It could be fun.
King Triton: I don't have the time.
Ariel: I was thinking we could just skip the morning walk.
Sebastian: [sternly] Ariel! Your father said "No."
Ariel: Yes, sir. [swims back to her sisters]
Attina: Nice job.
[They begin to swim out]
Sebastian: Be on time tomorrow.
Marina Del Rey: [grumbling]
King Triton: [exhaling deeply]
Marina Del Rey: Let's move it!
Adella: OK, we're coming.
Andrina: Time to go.
Attina: Great.
[They swim to go on their walk with their father]

View Quote [Meanwhile, we go to Ariel humming "I Remember" in her sleep, but then she wake up to see her sister staring at her]
Ariel: What? [looks at her sisters being suspicious] What?
Attina: Uh... You were humming.
Ariel: [gasps] I was?
Arista: Out loud.
Ariel: Don't worry. [swims to her mirror] It was just a dream.
Alana: I'll tell you what wasn't a dream. We woke up at midnight.
Aquata: And your bed was still empty.
Ariel: Really?
Andrina: Yeah. That is two hours past curfew.
Ariel: Oh.
Andrina: Ooh, was it a boy?
Adella: If it's a boy, I'm gonna die!
Aquata: Ugh... Drama.
Adella: I mean, I'm happy for you, Ariel. It's just that I'm two years older than you, and the only one I've come even close to kissing is Stevie.
Andrina: Ew! Squid-Lips Stevie?
Adella: It was on a dare.
Andrina: Whatever.
Attina: Girls, let's stick to the subject.
Ariel: Well, it wasn't a boy, OK? I was just helping a friend. Out past the kelp forest.
Aquata: Ooh! Past the kelp forest. It wasn't a boy. It was a bad boy.
Arista: [gasping] Oh, Ariel.
Aquata: Simmer down there, sister.
Attina: So you were just helping a friend?
Ariel: Um... Yep.
Attina: Then, where'd you get... this?
Ariel's Sisters: [all gasp]
Attina: Can you imagine what'd happen if Dad found it?
Ariel: He's never here.
Attina: Don't get cute with me. This is serious. Where were you? [Andrina looks at her, Alana, Aquata, and Arista both looked at Ariel]
Ariel: I was just... listening to music in an underground club.
Attina: OK, where were you really? [Ariel gives them the look]
Sisters: [gasping] Listening to music?
Aquata: No way.
Arista: What was it like?
Andrina: Come on. Spill it.
Ariel: [laughs] Oh, it was amazing. The energy, the dancing, the music... Just makes you feel like...
Aquata: Like what?
Ariel: Like when Mom was here.
Arista: Ariel, I wanna hear it, too.
Ariel: You do?
Aquata: Me, too.
Adella: OK. Me, too.
Alana: Me, too! Me, too!
Andrina: Not without me.
Arista: Yeah. Everybody does. Please, Ariel. Please?
Ariel: Well...
Attina: Oh!
Ariel: We'll go tonight.
Arista: I'm so excited!
Aquata: Music!
Alana: What should I wear?
Adella: So you think there'll be boys?
Andrina: One way to find out.
Attina: This is not happening! You go again and I...
Andrina: Oh, lighten up.
Ariel: Come on. [all...]
Girls: Mmm?
Attina: OK. [The girls cheer as Marina and Benjamin arrives]
Marina Del Rey: Come on, girls. Uppy-up.
Andrina: Morning.
Benjamin: They're early.
Marina Del Rey: Yes. [grabs Benjamin] But why?! [Leave at princesses' room]

View Quote [Marina Del Ray and Benjamin came in the princesses' room]
Marina Del Ray: [first words] Uppy-uppy, my darlings.
Benjamin: [first words] It's us. [The princesses groan]
Ariel: [groans] Governess! [Then Marina takes the pillow from under Aquata]
Aquata: Hey!
Marina Del Ray: Rise and shine,
Aquata: Why so early?
Marina Del Ray: Mustn't be late.
Arista: But it's still dark out.
Aquata: Uh...
Arista: [sees now] Oh. Hi.
Benjamin: Wakey-wakey.
Adella: Oh, I was dreaming about a boy.
Marina Del Ray: Yes. Come on, girls.
Alana: But I need my beauty sleep.
Andrina: Time about it.
Alana: Easy for you. No one cares what you look...
Marina Del Ray: Move it.
Benjamin: I think you're lovely.
Andrina: Can't we meet Father later?
Marina Del Ray: Unfortanily, I don't get to make those kinds of decisions. [laughs] Any decisions kingdom, really. [Sees the girls go back to sleep again and anger] GET UP! [The girls rushed up and go to the mirrors] All right, all right, all right. Move your tails. This is our special time with your father.
Ariel: Special? It's the same every morning.
Andrina: Ah, she's got a point.
Marina Del Ray: That's what your father cares about. Predictability, presentation, punctuality.
Ariel: That's all Dad cares about.
Andrina: She's got a point.
Aquata: You've got your own mirror!
Benjamin: Two minutes.
Marina Del Ray: STOP PRIMPING! [They get ready as they talk, as Attina goes to Ariel]
Attina: Come on, Ariel.
Ariel: Why can't he let us do something different? Just once.
Attina: Give him a break. He's the king, remember? You try running a kingdom.
Ariel: I wouldn't run it like this.
Attina: Don't upset him, Ariel.
Ariel: Just because you're the oldest, Attina, doesn't mean you get to boss us around.
Attina: Yes, it does.
Marina Del Ray: Benjamin, if we're late again, I'll never get a promotion.
Benjamin: Marina...
Attina: Come on, girls.
Marina Del Ray: Not that I want a promotion. No, no, no, I love this job. Looking after you is what I live for. Really. [the girls leave and anger again] I hate this job!
Benjamin: The less said the better.

View Quote [At the throne room, Sebastian arrives, and his chariot is going crazy]
Sebastian: [panting] WHOA! WHOA! Good morning, Your Highness.
King Triton: Sebastian.
Sebastian: Hm? Oh! [chuckles]
King Triton: Anything to report?
Sebastian: [clears throat] Unfortunately, the sprat and the... smelt were still... [shrieks] squabbling. No worries. I told them I'd sic the salmon on them. [chuckles]
King Triton: Sebastian, what would I do without you?
Sebastian: You'd be negotiatin' with the sprat and the smelt, that's what.
[The princesses arrive before their father]
King Triton: Good morning, girls.
Girls: Good morning, Father.
King Triton: Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Good morning, Your Majesty.
Sebastian: [clears throat] Marina.
Marina Del Rey: Sebastian.
Sebastian: You're late.
Marina Del Rey: I... uh... [chuckles, groans]
Sebastian: Your Majesty.
King Triton: Well, I presume you've all been attending to your royal duties this week.
Attina: Yes, Father. We've been working diligently.
Ariel: But, we're always done early.
Attina: Shh!
Ariel: And the coral is in bloom.
Andrina: Clam it!
Adella: Enough!
Ariel: [swims to her father] So I thought maybe we could go for a swim on the reef?
King Triton: Not today, Ariel.
Ariel: But it only happens once a year. It could be fun.
King Triton: I don't have the time.
Ariel: I was thinking we could just skip the morning walk.
Sebastian: [sternly] Ariel! Your father said "No."
Ariel: Yes, sir. [swims back to her sisters]
Attina: Nice job.
[They begin to swim out]
Sebastian: Be on time tomorrow.
Marina Del Rey: [grumbling]
King Triton: [exhaling deeply]
Marina Del Rey: Let's move it!
Adella: OK, we're coming.
Andrina: Time to go.
Attina: Great.
[They swim to go on their walk with their father]

View Quote King Triton: That will be all, Sebastian. Marina. Good day, girls.
Girls: Goodbye, Father.
[They begin to swim until...]
King Triton: Ariel.
Ariel: [groans] Oh! Yes, Daddy?
Arista: [whispering] He sounds grumpier than yesterday.
Andrina: Time to go to bed. [With Triton and Ariel]
King Triton: [sternly] A princess does not tickle another princess with seaweed.
Ariel: [smiling nervously] You saw that? I was just trying to have some fun.
King Triton: You disrupted your sisters.
Ariel: Well, they laughed
King Triton: Well, I didn't.
Ariel: But Daddy, why can't...
King Triton: [interrupts] Is it too much to ask that you simply walk with your family?
Ariel: [frustrated] That's all we ever do.
King Triton: [threateningly] Ariel...
Ariel: Can't we do something different?
King Triton: [yelling at Ariel] ENOUGH! [Ariel is shocked at her father's behavior] You have to learn to respect the way I run this kingdom. [pulls out a seashell-shaped tool] Barnacles.
Ariel: [shocked] What? That'll take all day.
King Triton: [hands her the tool] Well, then you'd better get started, young lady. [Ariel is angry at her father as he swims inside the building]
Ariel: [to herself] I hate this place. [She swims off to where she will get all the barnacles off]

View Quote I'm so sorry I didn't get here sooner...I didn't get your messages until just now because I was caught in this time travel loop and honestly, it was the strangest thing that's ever happened to me! [She sees her human doppelgänger, who waves; long pause.] Make that the second strangest?

View Quote Puppy Spike: Why did you run away like that?
Twilight Sparkle (Human): Um, I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the glowing girl, or the hole in space. Or my talking dog!
Puppy Spike: Yeah. Weird, right?

View Quote Twilight Sparkle (Human): Hi, Sugarcoat.
Sugarcoat: That was a really bad speech. You should consider not speaking in public.

View Quote Angelica: You babies are as dumb here as you are at home.
Dil: [after wetting himself] Wee, wee!
Angelica: 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.

View Quote Tommy: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago, a bad thing happened while we was playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binky and buried it in the sandbox.
Dil: Binky! Bye bye.
Tommy: They made my brother cry. So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the bobfather."
Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of the boys who made your brother cry?
Tommy: No, Dil just wants a new binky.
Angelica: That's it? A binky? I'll get to squeeze no one's head or pull no one's hair?!

View Quote [while in the warehouse with Jean-Claude...]
Angelica: Mr. Yamahoochie was on TV, and he told the French lady you can't have joy if you don't got a heart. Well, she had one in a jar, but she still needed a spiny man with a kid, [to Chuckie] so I told her how you wanted a princess mom, and she was supposed to give me my own pony float, but she made the whole thing up! [short pause...] Ugh! I helped that lady trick your daddy into marrying her!
Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Phil & Lil: [gasp]
Chuckie: You did? But...
Dil: Bad yucky, bad!
Angelica: Naw, pipe down, drooly!
Dil: [blows raspberry]
Tommy: Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest things you've ever done, Angelica!
Angelica: I know it was bad, even for me. Sometimes, I just can't help myself. I'm sorry, Chuckie.