Foxxy Love quotes from The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie (2010)

I.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the **** is it on our land when we already live here?

Foxxy, the only thing you're good at is giving head, and you managed to do the opposite!

You too Wooldoor?
[Foxxy runs away crying and Wooldoor feels sad]

Something ain't right here. The Foxxy smells herself a mystery. [the other housemates laugh except Foxxy] What's so funny?

Come on, Foxxy. It's time to give up trying to redeem yourself.

Yeah. For weeks, you've been trying to make up for botching that mystery at the amusement park.

Mr. Wilkinson here denies being a supervillain. But let me ask you this, if you ain't not a supervillain, then why would you need a bulletproof face? [pulls a shotgun and shoots the Old Man in the face, while the citizens gasp. The Old Man's wife suddenly shows up]

Oh, Henry! Hang in there, Henry. Don't give up on me, you hear? Don't you give up on me. It's not your time yet. You're a fighter, damn it! Now fight, fight!

Damn! I was 40% sure he had one of them bulletproof faces.

Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.

And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!

Look, Make-A-Point Land!

Where? I can't see it.

It's right over there, between Why-You-So-Bitter-About-Being-Cancelled Land and You-Had-Three-Or-Four-Seasons-You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got-Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.

Guys, I solved a mystery.

The only mystery you've ever solved is the mystery of the empty uterus. [Everybody laughs except Foxxy]

If that's true, then how did I found out that the Drawn Together had been cancelled?

C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cancelled?

That's ridiculous!

Girl, you crazy.

Poppycock!

Oh, really? Then why can I say, "You can all **** my titties with your shit-covered ****, you ****-guzzling ****s!" without being bleeped?

Yeah! How the **** is... Whoa! I just said "****!"

****! Oh, well, I'll be darned.

Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked, ass-eating turd taster! Whoo-hoo! This is fun!

If we not on TV anymore, then why have I been bleaching my anus?

Guys, we are not cancelled. This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember? the worst mystery solver of all time. Everytime she tries to solve a mystery, someone ends up dead!

**** you, Clara.

Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head. I am a princess.

Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess, then why you got this chair in your face? [she hits Clara with a chair] Ta-dow!

We can't be cancelled. We just can't. Can we? [He picks up a remote to turn the television on to go on TV guide spectrum to searching "Drawn Together" and he press a select button on a remote. TV guide is searching to confirmation] Searching. [TV Guide to confirmation it says "No search results found", which he is shocked as he dropped the remote on a floor and begins to weeping] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, I was so scared. I mean, I wanted to go, "Whee, wee, wee, wee!", all the way home.

Do you think Jew Producer was telling truth? That I'm not really Pikachu?

Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney Princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?

Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney princess, but how many Disney princesses have done the things you done done?

And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed?

Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.

C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?

I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with?

In fact, ain't no real cartoon characters would do any of the things we done doed!

Come to think of it, I don't behave anything like the real Betty Boop.

Please, Toot. We're trying to have a discussion here?

Yeah, really, Toot. Don't make this all about you.

She always does this.

This is horrible! We're cancelled and fake! Just like my child support checks.

Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor, but I.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us! No one can hide from I.S.R.A.E.L. What are we going to do?

You heard the Jew Producer, They want us dead because we's cancelled. So if we can get Drawn Together back on the air, we can save our asses!

Yeah right, Foxxy. How you plan on doing that?

I don't know yet. But we can start with that girl who stole our timeslot. The Suck My Taint Girl. She sound like she could help.

Well, I'm not fake. So I'm going back to my kingdom. You're all welcome to join me. My father, the king will keep us safe from I.S.R.A.E.L.

I do like being safe.

Ling-Ling like safe too also.

Molly and I always dreamed of going to Disneyworld.

You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!

Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.

Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!

Fine! Then I guess we are splitting up. How do we decide who gets the mystery van?

Later, ass-bags!

What the hell is wrong with you, Wooddork!

There is no good explanation for what I've done.

You are clearly out your ****in' mind!

I'm sorry, I'm really...

Did you hear that?

What?

You out your ****in' mind? I said ****, and they didn't even beep it! ****! ****, ****, ****, ****! [gasps] What about shit? What about ****? What about shit****? [gasps again] No beeps! They ain't beeping the curse words! [to Wooldoor] Go on, try it! Say something!

Okay. Uh, schwartza. Mud baby. Smoked Irishman. Ink face!

Nah, dummy, they never censor racism. I'm talking about words like "shit****".

Ooh, I could never say that. Those are bad words.

Ooh, if they ain't beeping, maybe they ain't blurring nothing. Quick, fool, whip it out!

What?

Show me your ****.

I thought you'd never ask. (unzips his pants off) Whee!

Oh, Wooldoor, you've been holding out on me!

Whoa! I've actually never seen my penis unblurred before. It's way blacker than I thought it would be.

You know what this means? I was right! There is a mystery to be solved. And I's gonna solve it. Thanks, Wooldoor.

So, little fella. let's go get you a burger. Whee!

Because of this! [takes off of coat to reveal that he has many explosives on his stomach and chest while That's for Pure Mike Nichols song from The Kennedy Center Honors (2003) clip]

I have enough E-5 to destroy all of Make-A-Point Land! Looks like I'll be enjoying the Drawn Together Gang in hell! [laughs evilly]

You've got some real weird sense of humor.

And so the Foxxy set off to solve the mystery of why the **** we wasn't censored no more. [confessional] And to prove to these assholes that I was a...♫ Serious ♫...mystery solver.

"The Suck My Taint Show"? Let me info this. [reading] A satirical take on the world's political-socio-economic situation (and taint sucking) starring the lovably poignant Suck My Taint Girl.

We got cancelled for that.

You're all here? Hooray! [notices someone missing] Wait, where's Clara?

And so, we told Suck My Taint Girl the terrible news about Clara.

What?

She took it pretty hard.

But after a long talk and respectful memorial service, [Confessional] Suck My Taint Girl agreed to take us to Make-A-Point Land, help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get our point, get our show back on the air, hence redeeming myself for getting us all into this mess in the first place.

This finally give meaning to Clara's life.

Amen.

Hallelujah. Your way talking. Whoo!

So, this is all that's left of the Drawn Together house.

Yeah. but at least still alive, thanks to you, Giant Who No Longer Shits Into His Mouth.

It's the least I could do. I wish there was some way I could help you get back on the air.

I think I can help.

Jew Son! Oh, I'm so sorry about your father.

It's OK. He died saving those he loved.

****.

Jew's a homo.

And now that he's gone, I'm taking over the family business.

Really?! Can you give us our show back?

Uh, I don't think so, but I do have a surprise for you.

Papa?

Even better! I pulled some Jew strings. And I think I can get you. A Direct-to-DVD movie!

For real-real, not for play-play?

Yes, Foxxy, for real-real, not for play-play.

Well, no offense to you guys, but I don't want to be in a Direct-to-DVD movie if it doesn't have a happy ending.

Hero! Look what I found! [Ling-Ling found dead Molly]

Molly! Oh, I love it when she does that.

Hey there, baby. how you doin'?

You like shitting in people's mouths, right?

What, Molly? Of course, I'd love to let you **** me in my mouth, but not tonight, 'cause tonight is guys' night.

Ah, shitc**t.
[The bomb then exploded, erasing Spanky Ham, Captain Hero, Foxxy Love, Xandir, Ling-Ling, Toot Braunstein, Giant Who Shits in His Own Mouth, I.S.R.A.E.L., and Jew Son. This was how the entire movie and series ended]